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High School Vice Principal

Soddy Daisy High School Vice Principal tells athletic team boys that they can not wear athletic shorts during school, and to blame the girls because "girls ruin everything" then goes on to explain that has been true "since the beginning of time" with Adam and Eve.


joke stolen from reddit

I met a genie today who said he would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Republicans get their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the genie.

submitted 4 hours ago by Antsy_Siegel

NRA

I just googled it, and apparently the NRA has 5 million members. What if 6 million liberals joined, could they stack the NRA elections and gain control of it?
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