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Anthony Bourdain --- Parts Unknown --- West Virginia








A bow and a curtsey and (**blush**) . . .

I must leave the stage in a rush
with a "Thank you!" . . . that's all . . .
there'll be no curtain-call . . .
I am late for a date with my crush.






Letter from Limerick

BREAKDOWN

Dear Minerva Luscinia,

Enticed by the groan of the sax,
did wypipo virgins relax
and dance in the nude
entranced by the mood
of the Blues invented by blacks?






https://www.lyonandturnbull.com/news-article/threat-jazz-john-bulloch-souter%E2%80%99s-breakdown

"Who's Your Daddy?!

Wypipo Advice Your Mama Forgot to Give

Don't botch your career as a comic:
Don't joke of the brothers "Islamic";
Don't yoke them with "ape"
And hope to escape:
It's unfunny and uneconomic!







Another ---


A Theory of Devolution: Another Look at Victimhood


To earn every nickel and ducat---
and not have a list or a bucket
as a wypipo ape---
you made your escape
from Darwinian pimps and Nantucket.









Limerick?

Privileged & Homeless Vet

I'll sleep on a bench at the depot
if nobody nudges my ego
by raising a fuss
till we're under the bus
with all of the unwoke wypipo.









(Title changed after sleeping on it.)

Too Many Hours on the Internet? (A message to myself.)

Too Many Hours on the Internet?

Won't you ever learn it's time to quit
poking around in other people's shit
hoping---again?!---to spot a pearl or two
of undigested wisdom? Shame on you!






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