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Mira
Mira's Journal
Mira's Journal
July 31, 2015
President Obama comforts a crying baby - baby knows when it's best to shut up
I accidentally ran across it, and just loved it. Look at our President's face feeling competent and proud.
Less than a min long
July 31, 2015
All they have going for them is the demand for "a better deal"/ Republicans and obstruction

July 30, 2015
A bit hard to read, it's been in Harry Reid's wallet for a very long time - Republicans on Medicare
It shows just how long they have been dead wrong
July 28, 2015

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In what critics are calling a desperate attempt to draw the medias attention away from Donald Trump, the other fifteen candidates for the Republican nomination have released a joint sex tape.
The tape, including such luminaries as former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, Texas senator Ted Cruz, former Florida governor Jeb Bush, and New Jersey governor Chris Christie, appeared briefly on major news Web sites before an avalanche of viewer revulsion demanded it be taken down.
According to Carol Foyler, a viewer who happened to catch the tape during its brief appearance on the CNN Web site, the video contained images I may never be able to get out of my mind.
I couldnt believe that these people would participate in such a thing, she said. Except maybe Santorum.
A spokesman for Rick Perry defended the former Texas governors appearance on the tape. It changed the conversation, at least for a minute or two, the spokesman said.
Possibly as a result of his exclusion from the sex tape, in the aftermath of its release Trump has surged another eleven points in the latest poll.
www.borowitzreport.com
In Bid to Take Attention from Trump, Other Fifteen Hopefuls Release Joint Sex Tape - Borowitz writes

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In what critics are calling a desperate attempt to draw the medias attention away from Donald Trump, the other fifteen candidates for the Republican nomination have released a joint sex tape.
The tape, including such luminaries as former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, Texas senator Ted Cruz, former Florida governor Jeb Bush, and New Jersey governor Chris Christie, appeared briefly on major news Web sites before an avalanche of viewer revulsion demanded it be taken down.
According to Carol Foyler, a viewer who happened to catch the tape during its brief appearance on the CNN Web site, the video contained images I may never be able to get out of my mind.
I couldnt believe that these people would participate in such a thing, she said. Except maybe Santorum.
A spokesman for Rick Perry defended the former Texas governors appearance on the tape. It changed the conversation, at least for a minute or two, the spokesman said.
Possibly as a result of his exclusion from the sex tape, in the aftermath of its release Trump has surged another eleven points in the latest poll.
www.borowitzreport.com
July 27, 2015
www.borowitzreport.com
Republicans Release Debate Format - early peek afforded by Andy Borowitz
A televised debate photo from the 2012 Republican primary campaign.
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)The Republican National Committee has released the format for its first 2016 Presidential debate, to be broadcast by Fox News on August 6th:
1. Question from moderator to Donald Trump;
2. Ignoring of question by Donald Trump, followed by personal attack on Jeb Bush;
3. Feeble attempt at rebuttal by Jeb Bush;
4. Interruption by Donald Trump, followed by attack on other eight candidates on stage;
5. Attempted moderation by moderator;
6. Personal attack on moderator by Donald Trump, followed by gratuitous attack on Rick Santorum;
7. Reaction shot of stone-faced Rick Santorum, excluded from debate but sitting in audience;
8. Concluding statement by Donald Trump, including attack on Fox News cheap-looking debate set;
9. Demand for apology by Mexicans, veterans, China, Bobby Jindals mom, and other people attacked during debate by Donald Trump;
10. Donald Trump declared winner by Donald Trump.
www.borowitzreport.com
July 26, 2015
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The GOP field is (almost) complete, after Ohio Governor John Kasich became the 17th major candidate to announce his presidential run this week. This means we can draw some conclusions about the opponent the eventual Democratic nominee will be facing in the general election.
Its an extremely safe bet that the Republican nominee will not take more action to confront climate change than President Obama has. The question is more how much of the presidents climate agenda the nominee would reverse, repeal, or ignore.
The next president will have a lot on his or her plate implementing or rolling back the Clean Air Acts provisions to regulate carbon pollution; defying or leading the world in carrying out an expected U.N. climate agreement; committing the United States to low-carbon energy or doubling down on fossil fuels. Pope Francis just told the world through the Vaticans latest encyclical that climate change is happening, caused by humans, and requires urgent policy. The train is slowly accelerating down the tracks, and the person who takes over in 2017 can decide whether to speed it along, slow it down, or throw the engine dramatically into reverse.
If recent public opinion polls have been consistent on one thing, its the partisan divide between Democrats who believe climate change is a concern that should be addressed through policy, and Republicans who often doubt the problem exists in the first place. However, a January poll found that 48 percent of Republicans were more likely to vote for a candidate who supports acting on climate change and the same percentage would be less likely to vote for a candidate that thought climate change was a hoax.
So here is the GOP presidential field, ranked by how far they would walk back President Obamas climate agenda, from least to most:
now go to the link to find each candidates position (or evasion of one)
http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2015/07/26/3683808/gop-field-climate-energy-ranked/
The GOP Presidential Field Ranked On How Far Back They’d Roll Obama’s Climate Agenda

The GOP field is (almost) complete, after Ohio Governor John Kasich became the 17th major candidate to announce his presidential run this week. This means we can draw some conclusions about the opponent the eventual Democratic nominee will be facing in the general election.
Its an extremely safe bet that the Republican nominee will not take more action to confront climate change than President Obama has. The question is more how much of the presidents climate agenda the nominee would reverse, repeal, or ignore.
The next president will have a lot on his or her plate implementing or rolling back the Clean Air Acts provisions to regulate carbon pollution; defying or leading the world in carrying out an expected U.N. climate agreement; committing the United States to low-carbon energy or doubling down on fossil fuels. Pope Francis just told the world through the Vaticans latest encyclical that climate change is happening, caused by humans, and requires urgent policy. The train is slowly accelerating down the tracks, and the person who takes over in 2017 can decide whether to speed it along, slow it down, or throw the engine dramatically into reverse.
If recent public opinion polls have been consistent on one thing, its the partisan divide between Democrats who believe climate change is a concern that should be addressed through policy, and Republicans who often doubt the problem exists in the first place. However, a January poll found that 48 percent of Republicans were more likely to vote for a candidate who supports acting on climate change and the same percentage would be less likely to vote for a candidate that thought climate change was a hoax.
So here is the GOP presidential field, ranked by how far they would walk back President Obamas climate agenda, from least to most:
now go to the link to find each candidates position (or evasion of one)
http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2015/07/26/3683808/gop-field-climate-energy-ranked/
July 24, 2015

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)A group of scholars who have been monitoring the descent of the bar over the past few decades have concluded that the bar can no longer be lowered, the scholars announced on Friday.
The academics, led by Professor Davis Logsdon, of the University of Minnesota, published their conclusion after their research definitively found that the bar had finally dropped to its lowest possible position.For those who thought the bar still had room to be lowered, our findings resoundingly contradict that assumption, Logsdon said. The bar is now essentially flush with the ground.
Logsdon acknowledged that he and his fellow scholars have come under fire in the past for claiming that the bar could not be further lowered, specifically when they issued a paper to that effect after the selection of the Republican Vice-Presidential nominee in 2008.
We got that one wrong, he said. Clearly, the bar still had a way to go.
Now that the issue of whether the bar can be further lowered has been settled, Logsdon and his colleagues plan to examine the question of whether there is anything left to scrape at the bottom of the barrel. Our findings are preliminary, but it appears that the answer is no, he said.
www.borowitzreport.com
Bar Officially Cannot Be Lowered ---Borowitz is making observations

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)A group of scholars who have been monitoring the descent of the bar over the past few decades have concluded that the bar can no longer be lowered, the scholars announced on Friday.
The academics, led by Professor Davis Logsdon, of the University of Minnesota, published their conclusion after their research definitively found that the bar had finally dropped to its lowest possible position.For those who thought the bar still had room to be lowered, our findings resoundingly contradict that assumption, Logsdon said. The bar is now essentially flush with the ground.
Logsdon acknowledged that he and his fellow scholars have come under fire in the past for claiming that the bar could not be further lowered, specifically when they issued a paper to that effect after the selection of the Republican Vice-Presidential nominee in 2008.
We got that one wrong, he said. Clearly, the bar still had a way to go.
Now that the issue of whether the bar can be further lowered has been settled, Logsdon and his colleagues plan to examine the question of whether there is anything left to scrape at the bottom of the barrel. Our findings are preliminary, but it appears that the answer is no, he said.
www.borowitzreport.com
(When Neanderthals walk their hands dig trenches at their sides. Maybe the bar could be placed in one of those. Just wondering)![]()
July 24, 2015
My paper's cartoon today could not have predicted the next mass shooting would be today
As I type we're learning about a shooting in Lafayette Louisiana, in a movie theater, where two (including the shooter an older man) are dead and 6-8 are injured.
Not much else is known at this time, sad and ironic is that the other theater shooter's jury is deliberating at the moment to either give him life or death.
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