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December 2, 2016
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)A once-prominent political career came to a shocking end on Friday as New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was arrested for keying the limo of President-elect Donald J. Trump.
The incident, which rocked political circles in Trenton and Washington, happened in full view of the midtown-Manhattan crowds outside of Trump Tower, where the vandalized limo had been parked.
Suddenly, this guy broke through security, whipped out his keys, and made a gigantic gash along the side of the limo, said Harland Dorrinson, a tourist from Missouri who witnessed the incident. Police started wrestling him to the ground, and I was, like, Holy crap, thats Chris Christie.
Fellow-Republicans reacted to Christies arrest with sadness and sympathy. This whole transition period has been tough on a lot of folks, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said.
Across New Jersey, residents like Carol Foyler, of Teaneck, said that they were shocked by their governors spectacular fall. I never would have guessed that this would be the thing hed go to jail for, she said.
www.borowitzreport.com
Chris Christie Arrested for Keying Trumps Limo report by Andy Borowitz
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)A once-prominent political career came to a shocking end on Friday as New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was arrested for keying the limo of President-elect Donald J. Trump.
The incident, which rocked political circles in Trenton and Washington, happened in full view of the midtown-Manhattan crowds outside of Trump Tower, where the vandalized limo had been parked.
Suddenly, this guy broke through security, whipped out his keys, and made a gigantic gash along the side of the limo, said Harland Dorrinson, a tourist from Missouri who witnessed the incident. Police started wrestling him to the ground, and I was, like, Holy crap, thats Chris Christie.
Fellow-Republicans reacted to Christies arrest with sadness and sympathy. This whole transition period has been tough on a lot of folks, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said.
Across New Jersey, residents like Carol Foyler, of Teaneck, said that they were shocked by their governors spectacular fall. I never would have guessed that this would be the thing hed go to jail for, she said.
www.borowitzreport.com
December 1, 2016
I thought hard. For Three days. Then I went back and got mine.
Her name is LOLA
as long as she learns who's boss in General, I don't mind if whatever Lola wants, Lola gets. (from Kinky Boots, presently my new favorite movie)
We are in our second day together, and are bonding, or as Gemans say: Becoming one heart and one soul.
I have a suspicion there will be Lola photos in the future, though her face is quite dark, and I'm glad I got these, with the sun in her eyes.
Remember my trip to see the Stallion a few days ago?
They also happened to have 7 week old Jack Russell Terriers.I thought hard. For Three days. Then I went back and got mine.
Her name is LOLA
as long as she learns who's boss in General, I don't mind if whatever Lola wants, Lola gets. (from Kinky Boots, presently my new favorite movie)
We are in our second day together, and are bonding, or as Gemans say: Becoming one heart and one soul.
I have a suspicion there will be Lola photos in the future, though her face is quite dark, and I'm glad I got these, with the sun in her eyes.
December 1, 2016
Heads up: Jill Stein coming up on Lawrence tonight / soon n/t
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