HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » LetMyPeopleVote » Journal
Page: « Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next »

LetMyPeopleVote

Profile Information

Member since: Mon Apr 5, 2004, 04:58 PM
Number of posts: 93,441

Journal Archives

Trump's $12 billion bailout of farmers hurt by his trade wars has been a massive bust: NYT

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1064526769087283200

Borowitz-F.B.I. to Special-Order a Pair of Tiny Handcuffs

I love good satire https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/f-b-i-to-special-order-a-pair-of-tiny-handcuffs
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is special-ordering a pair of “tiny handcuffs,” an F.B.I. spokesman confirmed on Wednesday.

The spokesman, Harland Dorrinson, downplayed the significance of the handcuff purchase, calling it “strictly routine.”

“In reviewing our inventory of handcuffs, we found that we only had models that fit normal-sized hands,” Dorrinson said. “This order is intended to remedy that.”

The F.B.I. spokesperson said that, if regulation-sized handcuffs were used on a suspect with “extremely small or tiny hands,” the suspect could slip out of them and elude capture.

“That’s the scenario we’re trying to avoid with these minuscule handcuffs,” he said.

Dorrinson would not speculate when the special-ordered pair of microscopic handcuffs might be used, but he added that the F.B.I. expects to receive them “by the end of the day at the very latest.”

“If by chance we need to apprehend someone with abnormally small, mouse-sized hands, we will be ready,” he said.

Luckovich-Putin: I named this one "Trump"

:large

Luckovich-trump is sending 5000 troops to a reporter's house

Luckovich-Recount of all of the ways the GOP suppressed the vote

WH: Deputy Nat'l Security Adviser Bashed By Melania Will 'Transition To A New Role'

trump gave into his wife's demands https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/wh-deputy-natl-security-adviser-bashed-by-melania-will-transition-to-a-new-role

Deputy National Security Adviser Mira Ricardel will “transition to a new role with the administration” after a oddly public rebuke from first lady Melania Trump, the White House confirmed Wednesday.

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement:

“Mira Ricardel will continue to support the President as she departs the White House to transition to a new role within the Administration. The President is grateful for Ms. Ricardel’s continued service to the American people and her steadfast pursuit of his national security priorities.”

Deputy Nat'l Security Adviser Bashed By Melania Will 'Transition To A New Role' AFP/Getty Images By

Source: Talking Points Memo

Deputy National Security Adviser Mira Ricardel will “transition to a new role with the administration” after a oddly public rebuke from first lady Melania Trump, the White House confirmed Wednesday.

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement:

“Mira Ricardel will continue to support the President as she departs the White House to transition to a new role within the Administration. The President is grateful for Ms. Ricardel’s continued service to the American people and her steadfast pursuit of his national security priorities.”

Read more: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/wh-deputy-natl-security-adviser-bashed-by-melania-will-transition-to-a-new-role

Luckovich-Trump-rain aggravates my bone spurs

Luckovich-In honor of Stan Lee

Comics legend Stan Lee dead at 95: report

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1062056144791891973
Go to Page: « Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next »