That fuck.

“Yes dear. I am troubled and deeply concerned that you went to the motel with that man and I’m undecided as to whether I would admonish you not to exhibit that untoward behavior again or should I send a sternly-worded letter to your mother in order that she might adjudicate appropriate restrictions upon your ways and means of transportation and conveyance.”

Later:
“I must admit that I’m both surprised and shocked that you now exhibit anger toward your parent. Just because you are forty-two years old does not mean that you are not morally responsible to your family. You don’t want to be a hand towel in a public rest room dear.”

Hair Furor’s “policy” on Iran?

I don’t need to eat breakfast: he stated that Trump, as though he knew anything about anything, maneuvered a positive outcome having first killed the second in command in Iran.

Willie, you moron: to quote a famous singer “It’s only just begun”. It’s as though a junior high school student in New York wrote an “in-depth” piece for the school newspaper on the mayoral election.

Willie was too-gently admonished by the guest to not make any assumptions. I guess as a member of the lucky-sperm club at msnbc in the fashion of Luke Russert, he gets to pontificate upon subjects of which he obviously knows nothing. Painful.

If you threaten a regime that if it doesn’t investigate your political opponent you’ll withhold the much-needed aid, and then give them the money anyway, then it’s “no harm, no foul”. If a regime launches missiles at your airbase and there are no casualties then again “no harm, no foul”.

This can be rather fun for some people. For others, a living nightmare.

the Man in the High Castle

What dimension/universe are we living in? Can I emigrate over to the better universe where things are relatively saner? Please?

This is a combination of the Bizarro world, Monty Python, the Marx Brothers, MAD Magazine, and Cracked. Did I forget National Lampoon?

This war is only gonna take two, maybe three days at the most. Look, Trump knows more about the militaries of the world than anyone including his own generals. They’ll just scramble the B-52’s and those planes you can’t see even when you’re looking right at them.... you know they have beeps coming out of them so the pilots and mechanics can find them on the tarmac...and in no time Hell on Earth will be unleashed. Meanwhile since the Iranians have never considered this possibility of dealing with President Superman, they’ll be so flustered that they’ll just give up, sign a treaty that will allow Trump Hotels, Resorts, and Golf Clubs to be built in all major cities.

What could go wrong?