Yes, The Trump Presidency Is Just A TV Show We All Have To Live Through



A former Trump aide likened the House impeachment vote to the season finale of a television show, insinuating that this scandal will soon be over and we'll all wake up wondering what the next season will bring.




Rudy Giuliani Returns From His Conspiracy Tour Of Ukraine



He's back from his top-secret fact finding mission to Ukraine, and boy does Rudy Giuliani have some stories to tell. Starring the incredible John Lithgow as presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani.




A Congressional Carol Of The Bells



Sure, they're great at taking the President to task for his actions, but have you heard Chuck, Nancy and Jerrold sing?

THE AFTERLIFE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement from beyond the grave, Andrew Johnson, the seventeenth President of the United States, said that he was “horrified” that history books will now mention him in the same sentence as Donald J. Trump.

Making his first utterance since he died, in 1875, the spectral Johnson said, “As someone who has actually experienced death, I can safely say that being mentioned in the same breath as Trump is a fate worse than that.”

“I could deal with history remembering me as the first U.S. President to be impeached,” he said. “But knowing that I will now appear in the first line of Trump’s obituary is, to put it mildly, devastating.”

“What have I done to deserve this?” Johnson asked.

Although being linked with Trump for eternity was “something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy,” Johnson conceded that there was a silver lining to Trump’s Presidency.

“Finally, I’m no longer considered the worst President in history,” he said.


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/andrew-johnson-horrified-that-history-books-will-mention-him-in-same-sentence-as-trump

https://twitter.com/RepAdamSchiff/status/1207500548120961025

Seth takes a closer look at President Donald Trump becoming the third president in history to be impeached.

Robert De Niro Introduced Martin Scorsese to The Irishman’s Source Material



Robert De Niro talks about The Irishman, his history with Joe Pesci and playing a younger character in the film.




Robert De Niro Pitched Impersonating Robert Mueller on SNL to Lorne Michaels



Robert De Niro talks about his character in The Irishman and shares the origin of his Robert Mueller impression on Saturday Night Live.

Seth Meyers' monologue from Tuesday, December 17.




Fred Armisen, Art Aficionado: Journey of the Magi by Benozzo Gozzoli



Fred Armisen describes the history behind a famous piece of art by Benozzo Gozzoli titled Journey of the Magi.




The Kind of Story We Need Right Now: 82-year-old Bodybuilder Beat up Burglar



Seth steps away from bleak and depressing news to share a news story about an 82-year-old female bodybuilder who beat up a burglar who tried to break into her home.




Lesbian Holiday Movies Perfect for the Hallmark Channel



Late Night writer Jenny Hagel pitches a series of lesbian holiday films perfect for the Hallmark Channel.

After hours of partisan debate, The House of Representatives votes to impeach President Trump, and Michael Kosta reports from DNC headquarters where the mood is totally somber and sad.




Trump's Shameless Media Strategy - Between the Scenes



Is Trump’s complete lack of shame helping him navigate his many scandals?

Trump Complains Of "Spiteful Actions" And "Egregious Conduct" In Angry Letter To Nancy Pelosi



The President sent a six page letter to the Speaker of the House on Tuesday, slamming her for actions he perceives as partisan and illegal.




Mayor Pete Takes Heat Over Dinner Held In A Billionaire's Wine Cave



Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg's campaign traded jabs with the Bernie Sanders campaign after photos leaked showing the young Mayor dining with big money donors in an exclusive "wine cave" in Napa, California.




Meanwhile... More Show! Tony The Tiger Supports School Sports Programs With "Mission Tiger"



The face of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, Tony The Tiger himself, pays a visit to Stephen Colbert to explain why school sports programs are at risk across the country, and how his Mission Tiger program aims to help.




Meanwhile... Kumail Nanjiani Transforms Into Human Beefcake



Meanwhile... The internet's newest thirst trap is none other than friend of the Late Show, Kumail Nanjiani.




Rudy Giuliani Is America's Greatest Crime Fighter



Take it from President Trump. His pal Rudy Giuliani is "probably the greatest crime fighter over the last fifty years."

A closer look at how black people are kept from therapy by racial inequalities in diagnosing mental illness, a lack of black therapists, and stigma from within the black community.

Seth sips tea while presenting an extensive list of every crime President Trump has ever committed.