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Trump Says He Could Beat LeBron James in a Dunk Contest If Not for Bone Spurs

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump escalated his war of words with LeBron James on Saturday by saying that he could defeat the N.B.A. star in a dunk contest were it not for bone spurs.

“I’ve seen LeBron James on TV, and, quite frankly, I don’t think he’s very good at basketball,” Trump said. “The media is very unfairly biased in favor of him because he’s a Democrat, and I think it’s a disgrace.”

“You look at LeBron and sometimes when he shoots the ball, it doesn’t go into the basket,” he said. “If I try to drink a glass of water and miss my mouth, it’s all CNN talks about.”

Trump said that it was “very sad” that his bone spurs would keep him from showing off his slam-dunk form, which he called “poetry in motion.”

“A lot of people are saying that I’m better at dunking than that beauty LeBron,” he said. “A lot of very smart people.”

At the N.B.A. bubble, in Orlando, James responded that he understood that the President’s foot woes would prevent him from participating in a dunk contest, but said that he would be happy to face Trump in a spelling contest.

Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-he-could-beat-lebron-james-in-a-dunk-contest-if-not-for-bone-spurs

Photograph by Nick Laham / Getty

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Sun Aug 30, 2020, 02:55 AM (17 replies)

The Daily Social Distancing Show: What the Hell Happened This Week? RNC Edition

From Mike Pence’s impressive amount of bulls**t to Trump’s boring low-energy Jeb Bush-ass speech, here’s everything you need to know.

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Sun Aug 30, 2020, 02:50 AM (1 replies)

Despite Pandemic, Trump Holds Crowded NH Rally After Crowded RNC Speech - The 11th Hour - MSNBC

After hundreds gathered at the White House for Trump's norm-destroying RNC speech, the president went to New Hampshire to hold an outdoor rally in front of another large crowd. Aired on 8/28/2020.

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Sat Aug 29, 2020, 08:42 AM (2 replies)

Rep. Schiff On Trump's Disregard Of Hatch Act: 'Lawlessness Is The Point' - The Last Word - MSNBC

Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) says violations of the Hatch Act during the Republican National Convention proves Donald Trump is “proud of his lawlessness.” He talks with Katy Tur about what Congress needs to do to “curb these kind of violations of law and norm of office.” Aired on 8/28/2020.

Rep. Schiff On How Trump’s Impeachment Is Impacting The Campaign - The Last Word - MSNBC

Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) says after Donald Trump’s impeachment, his “lack of character decency… left a lasting impression on the American people.” He tells Katy Tur the actions that got Donald Trump impeached foreshadowed his “incompetence” in handling the coronavirus pandemic. Aired on 8/28/2020.

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Sat Aug 29, 2020, 06:41 AM (4 replies)

Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) - 8/28/20

Monologue: American Carnage

Bill returns to his studio to recap the top issues of the week, including the Republican National Convention and Jerry Falwell Jr.'s widely reported sex scandal.

Wynton Marsalis: The Ever Fonky Lowdown

Legendary jazz musician Wynton Marsalis joins Bill to discuss how his latest album, "The Ever Fonky Lowdown," addresses America's current political divide.

New Rule: #FreeUpTheMail

Bill calls on Americans to temporarily limit the amount of junk they send through the mail in order to help postal workers deliver election ballots.

This "bootleg" version includes the interview with former Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) - and the panel with journalist/author Nina Burleigh and The Lincoln Project co-founder Rick Wilson - it won't last, but this is all that's available, so far:

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Sat Aug 29, 2020, 05:47 AM (2 replies)

Trump Will 'Undermine' Our Democracy, Set Up 'Barriers' For People To Vote - Deadline - MSNBC

Karine Jean Pierre, chief of staff for Kamala Harris and Biden campaign senior advisor, lauds Senator Harris’ thorough attack on the president and argues that our country needs to get our ‘failed’ president out of the White House. Aired on 08/28/2020.

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Sat Aug 29, 2020, 12:45 AM (0 replies)

Fact Checking VP Mike Pence's 2020 RNC Speech - NowThis

VP Mike Pence’s RNC speech Wednesday was full of inaccuracies and lies — here are the facts and receipts.

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Sat Aug 29, 2020, 12:00 AM (2 replies)

Some of the Biggest Lies From the RNC 2020 - NowThis

‘That was a parade of dishonesty’ — Night 1 of the RNC racked up more lies than all 4 nights of the DNC combined, according to CNN reporter Daniel Dale.

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Fri Aug 28, 2020, 11:44 PM (0 replies)

I'm Nervous About Election Day, 'The Same Way I Was Feeling Four Years Ago' - The ReidOut - MSNBC

Asked for his thoughts on this week’s RNC speeches, Bill Maher says he’s nervous about election day, ‘the same way I was feeling four years ago.’ Aired on 08/28/2020.

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Fri Aug 28, 2020, 11:15 PM (7 replies)

Ivanka Trump Beseeches American People: "I Can't Get a Job Anywhere Else"

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an attempt to humanize her father’s reëlection campaign, an emotional Ivanka Trump used her R.N.C. speech to reveal to the American people, “I can’t get a job anywhere else.”

“The past few years have been super rough for me, ever since my shoe company went south,” she confided. “I thought the shoes were pretty, and I was really surprised when no one wanted to wear them. They’re all in storage at Mar-a-lago, and we can’t give them away.”

Speaking movingly of her father, Trump said, “He gave me a job when no one else in the world would.”

Expounding on her father’s benevolence, she added, “And, while we’re on the subject of jobs, do you honestly think that anyone else in the world would hire Jared as a senior adviser? No way.”

Capping her emotional pitch, Trump said, “I am begging you, my fellow-Americans, to please give Jared and me four more years to get our shit figured out. After that, we swear we’ll move out and look for real jobs.”

Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-trump-beseeches-american-people-i-cant-get-a-job-anywhere-else

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Fri Aug 28, 2020, 11:02 PM (11 replies)
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