July 23, 2020

Seth Meyers - Trump Holds Coronavirus Briefing, Threatens to Send More Secret Police: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at President Trump trying to convince Americans he suddenly cares about the pandemic he’s been ignoring for months.


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July 23, 2020

Seth Meyers - Trump Shares Photo of Himself Wearing a Face Mask - Monologue 7/21/20

Gov. Gavin Newsom (Josh Meyers) on California’s Second Coronavirus Lockdown



Seth’s brother, Josh Meyers, delivers a COVID-19 pandemic update as California Governor Gavin Newsom.

July 23, 2020

The Daily Social Distancing Show: Trump's Boat Rally - Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse

While America is suffering through a pandemic and a major racial and economic reckoning, Trump supporters are holding boat rallies. Jordan Klepper takes to the seas to learn more.

July 23, 2020

The Daily Social Distancing Show: Trump's "New Tone" on Coronavirus?

Trump’s got a message for people who thought he’d never come around on coronavirus… and for Ghislane Maxwell?

July 23, 2020

The Daily Social Distancing Show - So Much News, So Little Time: MLB Adds Fan Sounds & AOC Gets Lip

The MLB pumps in SFX, Disney World bans eating and walking, Germany will try a COVID test concert, and a GOP congressman attacks AOC - so much news, so little time!

July 23, 2020

In Major Setback for Trump, Court Rules He May Send Troops Only to Cities He Can Identify on Map

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what is widely seen as a major setback for Donald J. Trump, a federal district court has ruled that he may send Department of Homeland Security agents only to cities that he can correctly identify on a map.

According to the ruling, before Trump can deploy forces to any American city, he must first indicate their intended destination on an unmarked map and cannot let anyone else take this test for him.

White House sources said that, after the ruling was announced, a furious Trump repaired to the Oval Office with a map of the United States and a Sharpie.

After hovering his marker over the map for more than an hour, Trump finally brought it down on what he thought was Detroit but was, in actuality, East Hampton, New York.

In East Hampton, a town board member, Carol Foyler, expressed concern about Trump’s decision to send D.H.S. agents to the beach community.

“At this time of year, I think it will be next to impossible for them to find a rental,” she said.


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/in-major-setback-for-trump-court-rules-he-may-send-troops-only-to-cities-he-can-identify-on-map



Photograph by Anna Moneymaker / EPA-EFE / Shutterstock

July 22, 2020

Stephen Colbert: Guest Environmental Activist Greta Thunberg

Greta Thunberg: Humanity Is "Setting Fire To The Boat" Instead Of Facing The Climate Crisis



Environmental activist Greta Thunberg describes the world's current response to the climate change crisis as being stuck in the middle of the ocean and "setting fire to the boat."




Greta Thunberg On Environmental Activism In The Time Of Coronavirus



Greta Thunberg is alarmed that most countries have been much faster to move on combating the coronavirus pandemic than they have the existential threat of climate change.

July 22, 2020

Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 7/21/20

Losing Ground To Biden, Trump Demonizes Immigrants And Targets U.S. Citizens With Secret Police



With polls showing Americans want former VP Joe Biden to take over the country's coronavirus response, President Trump is lashing out at old enemies and waging an unconstitutional campaign of harassment against U.S. citizens in the streets of Portland, Oregon.




Meanwhile... Good For You, Mark Zuckerberg!



Quarantinewhile... What is up with Zuck's surfing face?




Ted Cruz warns Texas about the Blue Wave



The Blue Wave elaborates on some of its policies after Ted Cruz warns Texas about a leftist revolution.




Let's Extend A Warm Chicago Welcome To Trump's Secret Police



Are you a member of Trump's secret police coming to Chicago? Are you also hungry? Then come on down to Fascist Frank's Italian Beef Emporium!

July 22, 2020

Trump Again Says COVID-19 Will 'Disappear' In First Virus Briefing In Months - The 11th Hour - MSNBC

At his first coronavirus briefing since April - when he suggested ingesting disinfectant - Trump finally recommended wearing masks despite dismissing them and not wearing them for months. Aired on 7/21/2020.




Trump Still Has No Plan As COVID-19 Surges In 41 States - The 11th Hour - MSNBC



With The New York Times reporting the coronavirus is surging in at least 41 states, the president offered no new plan to combat the pandemic at his first COVID-19 briefing since April. Aired on 7/21/2020.

July 22, 2020

Beto O'Rourke: Texas GOP Is A 'Death Cult' That Wants You To Do The Dying - All In - MSNBC

Beto O’Rourke calls Gov. Abbott’s coronavirus response one of the most “craven, callous failures of leadership” he has ever witnessed. “This is a death cult. The Texas GOP. Only they want you to do the dying.” Aired on 7/21/2020.