Monologue - Democracy: Endgame



Bill recaps the top stories of the week in his Real Time monologue, including the constitutional crisis sparked by the White House's refusal to cooperate with Congress.




Gov. Jay Inslee: Combating Climate Change



Washington governor and Democratic presidential candidate Jay Inslee joins Bill to discuss why he's making climate change the central issue of his campaign.




Moby: Then It Fell Apart



Musician and author Moby joins Bill to discuss his memoir: "Then It Fell Apart" and their mutual disdain for new music.




New Rule: Bill Maher ASMR feat. Moby



In his editorial New Rule, Bill turns to the only source of comfort he can find in turbulent times: ASMR.




Overtime: Gov. Jay Inslee, Moby, Kara Swisher, Bret Stephens, Bakari Sellers



Bill Maher and his guests answer viewer questions after the show.

Representative Will Hurd talks about being an undercover CIA agent and why he’s against Trump’s southern border wall.




Representative Will Hurd Thinks Robert Mueller Should Testify Before Congress



Representative Will Hurd talks about his decision to support the 2020 Republican nominee, the challenges facing the Republican Party and why Robert Mueller should testify before Congress.

Seth's Favorite Jokes of the Week: GOT 'The Long Night’, Biden’s Campaign Video



Seth's favorite jokes from the week of April 29.

Dulcé Sloan floats a theory about why black women seem to be supporting Joe Biden despite the diverse spread of candidates on the Democrats’ side.

Juan Guaidó calls for an uprising against Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro, a fake vacation service gains popularity, and Pope Francis wants an end to the gossip.

Real Time with Bill Maher guests - Friday, May 3, 2019
Real Time with Bill Maher continues its 17th season Friday, May 3 (10:00-11:00 p.m. live ET/tape-delayed PT), with a replay at 11:30 p.m., exclusively on HBO.

Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA) is the top-of-show interview guest.

Musician Moby is the mid-show interview guest.

The roundtable guests are political analyst Bakari Sellers, columnist Bret Stephens and journalist Kara Swisher.

'Cuomo Prime Time' host Chris Cuomo explains to Stephen the meaning of his catchphrase 'Let's get after it.' And then they get after it.

William Barr Pulls A No Show On Congress



Something was missing from William Barr's testimony before the House Judiciary Committee. And that something was William Barr.




Stephen Moore: From 'All In' To 'All Out'



Stephen Moore pledged Thursday morning that he was "all in" as the Federal Reserve nominee. Hours later, Trump tweeted the opposite.




Meanwhile... Sonic The Unsettling Hedgehog



Meanwhile... what's going on with Sonic the Hedgehog's mouth?




Rep. Steve Cohen Gives Bill Barr Props



Which came first: the chicken or the congressional prop comedy routine?

BETHESDA, Maryland (The Borowitz Report)—Attorney General William Barr on Thursday proved unable to give honest answers to a drive-thru window at a Bethesda, Maryland, Arby’s restaurant.

Barr, who drove up to the window just after noon, appeared evasive and halting after the drive-thru attendant asked to take his order.

“I cannot recall what I would like to order at this time,” Barr said, according to the attendant.

When pressed repeatedly to name a sandwich, drink, or side order that he preferred, Barr stonewalled, the attendant said.

“The questions I was asking him couldn’t have been clearer,” the attendant told reporters. “I asked him if he wanted to order a Smokehouse Brisket sandwich. He refused to give me a yes-or-no answer.”


More: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/barr-unable-to-give-honest-answer-to-drive-thru-window-at-arbys

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