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Cha

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Now retired and living on Kaua'i. :)

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Nate Silver needs to read this...!

Dear Fucking Lunatic,

I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China — a country that’s only 2,238 years old, give or take.

Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.

You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II.

We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.

You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?

You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.

You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.

You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.

You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!

Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.

Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?

Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?

You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.

You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.

So happy new year, Mr. Pr*sident. And fuck you forever.

Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too.

Sincerely,

Everyone

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210046424

Times Long Past.. Mahalo, THC!

Scottish Ancestors!

Happy New Year!



Thank you for your

excellent summary of Chelsea's strength, BC!

https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor



Chelsea Clinton Gives Chrissy Teigen Powerful Mom Advice About Online Trolls

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chrissy-teigen-chelsea-clinton-mom-advice-trolls_us_5a484e78e4b025f99e1c086f

Mahalo True Dough.. here's Prince Harry interviewing O..

AND.. they Rudely Grilled President Obama

incessantly.. Dissed him like they were the republicon party.

They walk with their tippy toes on eggshells around trumputin.. Chickenshits

Treated Hillary like shite, too.. see matt lauer.

Mahalos, kpete!

Brilliant from Mr Weeks..

https://twitter.com/MrDane1982/status/946217202755293188

Mahalo, L Coyote!

Of course, jill stein isn't..

HAHA! And, replaced by

President Obama no less!.. and Hillary!

https://twitter.com/Shareblue/status/946047925557387270

Mahalo, Goth

Millions are right there with you, she..

More and more by the day.



Poignant 45,000th post, she.. Mahalo!

So lovely to be reminded of President Obama around Christmas and all he gave us with every bit of his heart and soul.



President Obama and Michelle Obama's Last Christmas Address From the White House



Just beautiful! Angels in the White House!
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