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Fairport Convention - "Autopsy"

The New Royales - Today

Quincy Jones & His Orchestra - Soul Bossa Nova

Charlie Steinmann - 'It is such a good night'

Fuck The Poor?

Which is because of greedy bastards like you, we'll always need unions in this country...

Get ready to earn your toaster...

The AfterEllen.com Field Guide to Recruiting Lesbians
by Jenna Lykes | April 11, 2014

Oh, South Carolina, bless your little soul for consistently producing some of the most truly head-scratching stories of ignorance in the country. The most recent example? The University of South Carolina Upstate is canceling a performance called How to Be a Lesbian in 10 Days or Less, because, apparently, no one has a sense of humor. State Senator Mike Fair seems to believe that the show is a “recruiting” event and, to be honest, I actually have no words to respond to that.

Senator Fair, I hate to break it to you, but we don’t actually recruit. If we did, however, I think our field guide might look something like this:


The Best Beer in your state (It sucks to be you, Idaho)


The Deadly Pine Cone Viper right before it strikes...

The Coniferious Viperidae's poison is one of the deadliest known in nature. There is no known antidote for its venom. None have ever been successfully milked.

Although not as venomous as the Crotalinae Rosaceae Blanca, or The Highly Perturbed White Rose Pit Viper seen above, the Deadly Pine Cone Viper has been responsible for several deaths of hikers in the wilderness of three Western US states.

Usually more active in the Spring months, both of these dangerous creatures have been known to attack unsuspecting victims in swarms.

Be careful out there, everybody.

Dear Diary...

The rest: http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/26fccfb1c2/congressman-vance-mcallister-s-diary-entry-after-getting-his-first-kiss
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