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It appears a mysterious virus is destroying taste buds in the Big Apple

There appear to be five Pizza Huts, a couple dozen Papa John's Pizza stores and at least as many Domino's stores in the City of New York. Please tell me they make sure you're from out of town before they sell to you.

Why are people being allowed to work in the WH for free?

I've noticed a strange coincidence as of late

Why is it that every time some negative information about the Covfefe Kid enters the news cycle, terrorists blow something else up?

Someone who's near NYC needs to see this and review it here on the DU


"PharmaBro: An American Douchical! is a story about greed, the American Dream gone wrong, and what happens when evil "pharma bro" Martin Shkreli tries to f*** with a certain hip-hop group and their pal Bill Murray."

It runs until June 18 at Players Theatre, 115 Macdougal Street in NYC. Tickets are $45 to $65.

Trump says he doesn't want other countries to laugh at us anymore

Which was his reason for pulling the US out of the Paris Agreement.

Gee guys, if Trump doesn't want other countries to laugh at us, wouldn't building a Republican People's Temple work better?

"Covfefe" has 129 definitions on Urban Dictionary...so far


The best one is:

(n.) When you want to say "coverage" but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.

I found Trump's next lawyer

This is Ronnie Lee "Bear" Davis.

Mr. Davis runs a sovereign citizen group called "Bears Law and Forensic Science Team." His group claims two things: a perfect ability to get your kids back after Department of Social Services removes them from your home, and a track record of throwing eleven judges in prison for treason. Neither happens to be true, but he's also the king of filing bullshit paperwork; anyone who runs up against him normally gets a malicious multibillion-dollar lien filed against his or her house and a fictitious 1099 form sent to the IRS on him.


He got arrested recently, and what he did is kinda unique: A woman went from Florida to Texas to study at his compound. When Davis saw her, he decided to make her "one of his wives" and told her the only way she was leaving was either on crutches or in a body bag. She eventually managed to escape and brought the law down on him. The state was going to charge him with Armed Kidnapping, but went for the sure thing and let him bargain down to Battery and Possession of a Firearm by a Convicted Felon. Year and a Day in the Florida State License Plate Factory, and two other agencies have placed holds on his meth-infested ass so he's not leaving jail after his sentence is up.

Oh, and he's not really a lawyer - as if minor technicalities ever mattered to Donald Trump.

What two cities need MLB teams?

Any real baseball fan will agree: the Wild Card race is an atrocity...but when you have 30 teams, the only equal division is three five-team divisions in each league.

By adding one more NL and one more AL team, you can create four 4-team divisions in each league...call them North, South, East and West. The playoffs could rotate combinations from year to year to make it fun.

Now...where to put the teams? I think Raleigh, New Orleans, Nashville, Portland Oregon, and Albuquerque would be fine baseball towns.

What we are up against

This is a letter from a disgruntled Trump voter: http://www.cdapress.com/article/20170519/ARTICLE/170519743/1105

In the replies we find this comment (on edit: the boldface tags no longer work):

Phillip Richardson YES, IT IS A STATEMENT! ARE YOU SUFFERING UNDER THE LIE THAT THE PEOPLE "RUNNING THIS GOVERNMENT" ARE SOMETHING LESS THAN A SWAMP? You better look around friend. We're on the precipice thanks to liberalism, and we have one chance left to get back on a Constitutional course. Trump has the weight of the corrupt world on his back, liberals from every segment of society. Trump has added nothing but sincerety, morality, honesty, and leadership to this disgusting scene since the day he came down that escalator. But when there is one decent person fighting against the entire media, the disgusting excuse for academia, liberal scum permeating the court system..yes, I'd guess it hits someone who doesn't understand the obvious as being quite a "statement". A proud statement!!

Will Trump's "Arab NATO" destabilize the US-Israel relationship?

Trump wants to create a NATO-like alliance of all the Arab nations to go up against Iran. I see a lot of hazards for our relationship with Israel, in that all those countries would like nothing better than to wipe Israel off the face of the earth. (Several have it in their constitutions.) There are three reasons they won't do it now: Israel has a good army, no Arab nation has enough of an army to do it, and Israel has historically been backstopped by the US.

With an alliance of the Arab nations there will be enough firepower on their side to try it, and thanks to Orange Caligula passing Israeli intelligence to Russia the US-Israel bond is now tenuous.

Someone needs to stop that maniac before he destroys the Middle East.
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