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Member since: 2002
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About Me

I'm an old professor, having taught at the university level in Louisiana for over 30 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetrythough many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

Journal Archives

"That's why God invented prisons." . . . Please come CAPTION Anthony Scaramucci!!!



Anthony Scaramucci is saying: "I take exception to your premise, Chris. . . . The White House is acting like a highly professional, well-oiled administrative machine. There are no factions or camps. . . . None! . . . In fact, it's probably the best working White House in modern history. . . . And it would be absolutely off-the-charts if some snarly little daisy who calls himself a chief of something-or-another would stop leaking about me to the press! . . . If I catch him at it, I'll squeeze his little head like a pimple in a vice. . . . By the way, Chris, without him the White House would put paradise to shame."


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Above CAPTION based on the current (7.27.17) public dispute between Anthony Scaramucci and Reince Priebus as covered by CNN:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/27/politics/anthony-scaramucci-reince-priebus/index.html

"Senility's just a state of mind." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!




Donald ("On my honor I'll throw you under the bus" ) Trump is saying: "And the Boy Scouts teaches young men many important lessons, like the historic electoral college win I had last November, or like Hillary Clinton should be spending the rest of her life behind bars, or like how my golf courses are some of the best in the world, or like how Jess Sessions is toast, or like . . . "



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Above CAPTION based on the joke of a speech Trump gave to the Boy Scouts 7/24/17 as covered by NBC:

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-talks-politics-boy-scouts-n786216

"Like the hangman said, Jeff: 'The first step's the hardest.'" Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!



Donald (The Articulating Turd) Trump is saying: "And fake news is telling everyone I want to fire Sessions so I can replace him with an Attorney General who will fire Mueller, but I'm not going top fire him, even though it turns out that his meeting with the Russian Ambassador was, despite his Senate testimony, campaign-related and substantive in nature. . . . Of course, if he feels he should resign before . . . Well, I hear more leaks just might be coming, something about taking money in exchange for classified information."


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Above CAPTION based on the speculation by Rachel Maddow and others that Trump would like to get Attorney General Jeff Sessions to resign so that he could be replaced with an AG who was not recused from the Russian investigation and could, therefore, fire Robert Mueller or severely limit the scope of his investigation as covered by Slate:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/07/24/trump_reportedly_discusses_replacing_sessions_as_advisers_float_potential.html

The man with the Merde-as touch. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



Donald ("The party's never over until I get there!" ) Trump is thinking: "Now just how should I word this last sentence? . . . How about: 'In addition to the above, and in lieu of them if need be, I also and especially pardon myself for all crimes in the past, present, and future, and all crimes I might cause to happen through a third party, even if they involve the most horrendous felonies like filing false tax returns, money laundering, child rape and/or trafficing, treason, terrorism, and mass homicide.'. . . There, that should cover it."

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




Donald ("either your signature or your brains" ) Trump is saying: "Even though a new attorney general wouldn't be recused from the Russian investigation and could therefore fire Mueller, I'd never fire you Jeff! . . . Of course I can't help it if these leaks about you and Russia have even a grain of truth and you feel you have to resign for your good and the good of your family, not to mention your good name, . . .well, I'd completely understand. . . . Of course, if you'd like to wait a day, I'd understand that too."





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Above CAPTION based on Trump's desire for a new AG who could fire Mueller before the volcano explodes (i.e., revelations of his financial obligation to Russian oligarchs as well as his role in their money laundering schemes for the past two decades) as well as recent leaked material suggesting Session spoke to the Russian ambassador substantively about the Trump campaign despite his earlier denials:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/07/22/sessions_discussed_trump_campaign_with_russian_ambassador_according_to_intelligence.html

"He's giving senile old men a bad name." (S. Fox, 70) . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald ("Why can't anybody else think straight?" ) Trump is saying: "So I was worried about winning so much that we'd all get bored, then Russia came up and Jared (he's a great guy, by the way, one of the sharpest I know), well he came along, letting me know about Comey, all the grandstanding and hogging Hillary's e-mails, so over the weekend I was thinking, the Democrats should love me now and have I lost my keys? But I remembered I don't drive. Which is the matter with things. Getting about and seeing things. Like all these leaks and fake news. Meanwhile the economy, can you believe it? If we only had more Russian adoptions. . . ."




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Subject line not meant to disturb. I'm elderly and my father died of congestive heart failure and Alzheimers, which I may well suffer from as well in the future, just as I had his late 60s heart attack and 4-way bypass.

So even if the subject tag may be offensive, in context (a potentially senile old man saying Trump gives him a bad name) I think it sweetens the joke. Besides, I have a right.

The Sinking Ship of State! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!




Donald ("You got me into this!" ) Trump just finished saying: "Steve, what do you mean when you say 'Even the rats are leaving'? . . . And why on earth would I want your key to the executive rest room?"




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Above CAPTION based on the historic crescendo of events in late July 2017 as Trump ponders firing Jeff Sessions as Attorney General so he can "install" a new one who wouldn't be recused from the Russian matter and, therefore, could fire Mueller. (May you live in interesting times, indeed!)

"I'll fire the entire Justice Department! I'll lock the doors myself!" Come CAPTION Donald Trump!



Donald (Ol' Merde Nimbus) Trump is saying: "Listen, I'm not here to spread dirt, but I hear people saying that Mueller is taking orders from Hillary in order to cast doubts on the legitimacy of my historic election victory and, ultimately, to destroy my Presidency. . . . They're also saying Hillary has a private entrance at Justice so she and Mueller can cook up more demonic plans during their weekly midnight meetings. . . . But believe me, I'm not trying to cast aspersions; I'm just telling you what people are saying."

"Do I look like a witch? What's wrong with everybody?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald (Living in an Alternate Reality for Over Seventy Years) Trump is saying: "And all this nonsense about obstruction of justice. . . . Talk about fake news! . . . . If Mueller goes there, Maggie, I have no problem firing the entire Department of Justice down to the secretaries and janitors. . . . I'll lock the doors myself. . . . 'Obstruction of justice,' give me a break!"


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Above CAPTION based on the the Trump interview in The New York Times, 7.19.17:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/19/us/politics/trump-interview-transcript.html

"Do I know how to negotiate, or what?" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!



Donald Trump is saying: "I've been telling Dean, here, that if he doesn't start thinking and voting correctly, his family could suffer not just humiliation, but the anger and potential violence from those who would like to see my agenda succeed. . . . Hell, I don't know. Somebody could get hurt. His kids could get raped. . . . And I told him that if that approach doesn't work I was ready to throw away the carrot and go get the stick."



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Above CAPTION Based on Trump's lunch meeting the Dean Heller and other Senators in a last ditch effort to get his health care bill through, as covered by The Hill:

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/342729-trump-to-sit-next-to-no-vote-heller-at-healthcare-lunch
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