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Member since: 2002
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About Me

I'm an old professor, having taught at the university level in Louisiana for over 30 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetrythough many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

Journal Archives

"At least the Neo-Nazis are Americans!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Tucker Carlson!!!

Tucker (puppy-face) Carlson is saying, "You're right, Mark, the liberals love to support illegal aliens even though they don't even belong in our country. . . . You can say what you want about Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, and KKK members, at least they are Americans, . . fellow countrymen, . . . like brothers."


Above CAPTION based on the link/story at Media Matters (I didn't need to exaggerate much):


"Let California be New Califonia!" . . . Please come CAPTION Robert Paul Preston!


Robert ("Hillary is trying to depopulate the planet" ) Paul Preston is saying: "I'd like to ask the caller just how it's treasonous to promote a great idea like splitting California in two. . . . Just because Russian bots are filing social media with the exact same message. . . . What can I say, when they have a good idea, they have a good idea."


Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters piece:


"As round as I wanta be." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Donald T.!!!!

Donald Trump is thinking: "No one can say I'm obese now that the doctor claimed I gained an inch in height, . . . and it only cost me $175,000!"


Above CAPTION based on the Girthers who believe that Trump's height was increased so that a(t his weight of 239 lbs.) he would be just above the obese classification::


Quoth the Raven, "You gotta be joking!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

Donald ("A turd in the hand is worth two in the tush" ) Trump is saying: "I strongly disagree with those who say only a large scale terror attack could keep the Democrats from winning big in November, although terrorists could easily mount one, say, against cooling systems at our nuclear power plants which have backdoor cyber access codes based on the names of our first three presidents (the fall-out could cover two states if they planned it carefully!), or by flying explosive laden single-engine planes into major damns upriver from densely populated areas, or . . . well, why list them all when David Bevins did it in The Jihadi Primer, which is now available on Amazon prime."


Above CAPTION based in the following Raw Story item linked at DU:




How low can you go? The Limbo Presidency. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

Donald (Hooter's chief tweeter) Trump is thinking: "I thought 'Shithole' was a compliment or term of affection. . . . After all, that's what my dad always called me. . . . It was almost like a nickname."

America's favorite ferret. . . Please come CAPTION Joe Arpaio!!!

Sheriff Joe ("Keep those hands where I can see them, Numbnuts!" ) Arpaio just finished saying: "That's crazy, Ari. . . . Saying that somebody who has broken laws can't go to the Senate to write laws is like saying someone who has beaten his legal-given wife, can't act as a judge in a divorce or paternity case. . . . You'd probably keep him from even being a marriage councilor! . . . . Don't you see how crazy that is?"

Above CAPTION based on the MSNBC Ari-Arpaio interview at DU:


"I thought 'sh*thole' was a compliment. That's what Dad always called me." CAPTION Donald Trump!

Donald ("Fore!" ) Trump is tweeting: "Important for us to honor Martin Luthur King, Jr., this weekend and remember all his great day stands for: the Civil Rights activities of the past and stuff that he was involved with as so many people are saying, equality for all people as long as they act right (AFTER ALL WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?), and a day you have to plan ahead in order to get good tee times."

"Friday is just a day away!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!

Donald (cranium filled with decapitated angels) Trump is saying: "No, Chuck, I'll give you a clear, straightforward answer: No. one word. I am not planning on firing Jeff Sessions! . . . . That is, I hope I won't have to. . . . If he had any honor, he should resign because of all the trauma he has foisted on this country, like the Russian witch hunt. . . . And now he's shielding a Deep State F.B.I. cabal that's trying to take me down and ruin America. . . . And he's ruining his own reputation in the process. . . . I would be doing him a favor by firing him. But I'm not planning to. I can't see how Republicans can stand such a travesty a moment longer. . . . So, the answer is, Chuck: No. I don't plan to fire him; it shouldn't be necessary, but we'll have to see."


Above CAPTION based on nothing more than a premonition of what might happen tomorrow.

It IS all horn in there! . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!

Seen ("I can't hear you. . . La, la-la, la-la, la-la" )Hannity is saying: "I'd like for someone to tell me just how is it crazy to want to expose the most vicious secret cabal of The Deep State: The Storm, with its child trafficking rings, mind-control drugs like the ones used on the Las Vegas shooter, staged, violent protests against peaceful gatherings like at Charolettesville, . . the list goes on, and on, and on. . . . Just how is that crazy, I'd like to know?"


Above CAPTION base on the following Media Matters story:


"Without farms there would be no McDonalds!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("My jet has a Jacuzzi" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, what I've already accomplished not only deserves a big, beautiful standing ovation, but but also eternal fame and worship, . . . but we've got to start somewhere so get on your feet."


Above CAPTION based on the following Raw Story piece linked at DU:

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