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Member since: 2002
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About Me

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

Journal Archives

"The government's not there to protect us!" . . . Please come CAPTION F&F's Brian Kilmeade!

Brian ("The rioters have given traitors a bad name" ) Kilmeade is saying: "I wish somebody would point out to me just where in The Constitution it says we even have to have a government! . . . I rest my case!"


Above CAPTION based on this spud claiming the government is not here to protect us, as covered in the following Daily Beast story with a good clip (see 2:20 to the end):


"It's called 'Culling the herd!'" . . . Please come CAPTION Rob Schmitt of Newsmax!

Rob ("Penicillin's for p*ssies" ) Schmitt, "I'm neither pro- nor anti-vax, but I do realize that vaccines are against nature's (and maybe God's) law. . . . After all, diseases are out there for a purpose, . . . like cleaning up the gene pool."


Above CAPTION based on this bozo's interview of a doctor on Newsmax as covered, with a clip, by Media Matters:


"I once nailed a board to my head." . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

Sean (The One-Man Black Hole) Hannity is saying: "And I'll tell you another thing: If they go door-to-door and come to your house, you better not only hide your guns and your Bible, . . . but if you're pregnant, oh brother! . . . They'll probably try to abort you right there on the spot, . . . right on your front porch.. . . It's impossible to believe!"

"Sure, I got vaccinated, but . . . " Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!

Tucker Carlson is saying: "People get me wrong: I'm not against the vaccine, I just against people taking it."

"Take two asprin and f*** off!" . . . Please come CAPTON Fox's Dr. Nicole Saphire!!!

Nicole Saphier is saying: "John, I think it's unconscionable for Biden to send our vaccines to Europe, or Africa or anywhere, for that matter. . . . And then he has has the gall to send his jackbooted thugs door door in Missouri trying to scare and brainwash American citizens to getting a vaccine they really don't want. . . . In my objective medical opinion, Biden has blown his response to the pandemic and he keeps doubling down."


Above CAPTION is satire. It was based on the following Fox news story and clip:


The sweet, sweet strains of sedition. . . . Please come CAPTION Mo Brooks!!!

Mo (the reason Missouri is doing so great with COVID) Brooks is saying: "Our soldiers at Valley Forge weren't fighting the British, they were fighting for survival. . . . So I ask you, are you willing to fight for America? . . . Are you willing to fight for America?"


Nothing creative or intentionally satiric in this CAPTION. He actually told the crowd they will have to fight for America (implying: if they want to save it), as this clip at Crooks & Liars shows:


"I can't figure out why the C.I.A. turned down my application." Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!

Tucker Carlson is saying: "It seems as though the F.B.I. was Biden's bitch all along."

"Clearly we need patriotic execution squads." . . . Please come CAPTION Pearson Sharp of OAN!!!!

Pearson ("Hitler didn't go far enough" ) Sharp is saying: "Mass executions should be the order of the day for the tens-of-thousands radical Democrats who overturned the election, in effect staging a treasonous, radical coop against our government."


Above CAPTION based on an OAN segment included with a story by Media Matters:


"I've got a big, beautiful surprise for Joe Biden" . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!

ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "And I've got a big, beautiful surprise for the president-pretender Joe Biden. . . . The first thing I'll do when I get back into the White House is to write a bill to charge him rent for using the White House for eight months and Air Force One for all his trips. We'll have to charge him interest as well, of course. . . . I mean, I just want to do what's fair!"

"I hate to say 'I told you so,' but . . ." Please come CAPTION Bill Barr!!!!

Bill (The man who put the double "r" in "corruption" ) Barr is saying, "It is clear now that Trump was an insane wanta-be dictator who would do anything, ANYTHING, to achieve his goals. . . . The real question is, why did so many go along with him? That's the real issue. . . . President Biden should appoint someone to the Justice Department to take a special look at the entire matter and since I know more than anyone else where to look . . ."
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