I Waited 96 Years to vote for a woman president.

Monday night, the first day of early voting in my state, I helped to defeat Fascism

And it was one of the best votes I have cast. Quick and easy, at my town hall. I encourage everyone to vote as early as you can if you have the chance....it will make you feel better.

"You arrogant ass. You've killed *us*!"

The GOP to Captain Trumpolev:

I would vote for Donald Trump

if he would promise to make Melania say "Moose and Squirrel" every once in a while.





JK. Of course I wouldn't. But she should do it, anyway.