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Bernie needs our help now!

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We've all seen how the money that Bernie is making from his book sales is inviting criticism. This cannot continue. What Bernie needs from us is some book ideas that will bomb, that will turn off the reading public, that will kill a Kindle, books that will be all what his previous books weren't.

Anyone who has a place in their hearts for Bernie is invited to answer. Just suggest a title.

Here's mine, for a start, in the category of "self help" books.


A 10 Step Program to Become as Smart as Donald Trump
(comes with anti-nausea pills)


Edit: It was a joke. It didn't work. Bernie is being called a 1%-er, and a lot of money he made was on his books. He needs to write books that don't make so much money.
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Response to bernie59 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 08:28 PM

1. Bernie needs

 

to take care of himself.
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Response to bernie59 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 08:47 PM

2. im confused...

 

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Response to bernie59 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 08:49 PM

3. Um, what?

 

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Response to bernie59 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 08:57 PM

4. You have my sympathy...

 

...and I'll be there if you win the nomination (unlike too many [not all] Bernie Bros after Hillary won the nomination).

Until then, thoughts and prayers.
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Response to bernie59 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 09:00 PM

5. Bernie needs to drop out. nt

 

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Response to bernie59 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 09:01 PM

6. I think it's stupid.

 

Bernie isnít in my top tier, but more power to him for earning an honest buck (or a few million of them). Wealth isnít the problem. Itís what you do with it, and decisions you make about policy that make all the difference in the world.
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Response to bernie59 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2019, 10:02 PM

7. I don't begrudge Bernie for finding success later in life

 

I prefer the KFC guy as far as that goes with the same last name. Brought me much more happiness.
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