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Sat Oct 5, 2019, 12:25 PM

 

Elizabeth Warren has too many giraffes.

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Josh Robertson

Trump: Elizabeth Warren has too many giraffes.

Press: Sir, Elizabeth Warren doesn't have any giraffes.

Trump: I'm just saying there's a giraffe problem. There is a big giraffe problem. [cough] Elizabeth Warren.

Press: It seems like you're trying to tarnish a political opponent with a made-up problem.

Trump: No, I am against people having too many giraffes. It's all about giraffes, and this is widespread. There are so many examples of this. You don't think people should have a bunch of giraffes in their house, do you? What kind of person thinks that is ok?

Press: That's not happening.

Trump: So many examples. Why, here's an example, one of so many, but just off the top of my head -- look at Elizabeth Warren, who has too many giraffes.

Press: Sir, Elizabeth Warren has no giraffes.

Trump: She stole them from the zoo, you know.

Press: Sir, she doesn't have any giraffes. The zookeeper says there are no giraffes missing.

Trump: That zookeeper is corrupt. I fired that zookeeper. This is the sort of thing I am talking about. So widespread. Such a problem. The zookeeper, Elizabeth Warren. It looks bad. Really bad. It doesn't look good!

Press: What.


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Reply Elizabeth Warren has too many giraffes. (Original post)
Pluvious Oct 2019 OP
tblue37 Oct 2019 #1
Atticus Oct 2019 #2
Cirque du So-What Oct 2019 #6
Sapient Donkey Oct 2019 #3
IronLionZion Oct 2019 #4
customerserviceguy Oct 2019 #5
Wounded Bear Oct 2019 #8
BlueMTexpat Oct 2019 #7
getagrip_already Oct 2019 #9
deurbano Oct 2019 #10
Xipe Totec Oct 2019 #11
Sancho Oct 2019 #12
BluesRunTheGame Oct 2019 #13

Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 12:36 PM

1. Big K&R. Brilliant! nt

 

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Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 12:36 PM

2. Satire, right? I mean it sure seems to be but lately it's so damned hard to tell. Besides,

 

who doesn't like giraffes? It's satire, right?

Tell me it's satire!
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Response to Atticus (Reply #2)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 01:44 PM

6. Satire is the highest form of humor - puns the lowest

 

This one lies somewhere in-between.
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Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 12:37 PM

3. QANON: Huge FBI Raids. Giraffe trafficking ring bust. Many dems being rounded up.

 

Giraffes sacrifices in pizza parlor basement.
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Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 12:52 PM

4. Oh yeah, well I heard she spanked a US Marine

 

so imagine how hard she'll spank putin, or King Bonesaw, or Lil Kim.

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Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 01:08 PM

5. Really stuck your neck out there for that one, didn't you? n/t

 

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Response to customerserviceguy (Reply #5)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:29 PM

8. Definitely sounds like a tall tale...

 

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Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:23 PM

7. ....

 

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Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:39 PM

9. So...

 

She had sex with a giraffe who was in the marines, and underage to boot?

Or in other words.. A cougar, a giraffe, and a marine walk into a bar.......
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Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:39 PM

10. And, according to MAGAt con enablers, she's sleeping with the (24-year-old) zookeeper.

 

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Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:45 PM

11. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

 

From Political Philosophy 101, the two cows example

http://www.business.illinois.edu/broker/twocows.htm
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Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:10 PM

12. Here you go....

 



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Response to Pluvious (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:36 PM

13. She's got an even-toed ungulate problem.

 

She needs to get professional help for this soon! Her campaign is doomed.
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