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Mon Jun 15, 2015, 06:03 PM

The Rules

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Rules? RULES? RULES?!?

We be pirates and pastafarians here. We don't need no stinkin' rules!

The hosts be the ultimate arbitrators of what is and what is not disrupting, and will apply the rules just as arbitrarily! Power will be used and abused as we please.

So mind your p's and q's mateys!

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LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 OP
Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #1
NeoGreen Jun 2015 #2
A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #3
PassingFair Jun 2015 #4
Heddi Jun 2015 #5
LostOne4Ever Jun 2015 #6
Heddi Jun 2015 #7
A HERETIC I AM Jun 2015 #8
struggle4progress Jun 2015 #9
mr blur Jun 2015 #10
struggle4progress Jun 2015 #11
AlbertCat Jun 2015 #12
struggle4progress Jun 2015 #13
LostOne4Ever Jan 2016 #14

Response to LostOne4Ever (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 06:12 PM

1. I couldn't have said it better myself.

The only thing I would change is "We don't need any rules!" to "We don't need no stinking rules!" But then again, I enjoy using lousy grammar just to piss off the grammar Nazis.

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 06:24 PM

2. I vote...

...arrrggghhh, me mateys

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Original post)

Mon Jun 15, 2015, 07:11 PM

3. Here's how I see the rules;




Nuff' said.

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Original post)

Tue Jun 16, 2015, 04:22 PM

4. Raise the standard!

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Original post)

Wed Jun 17, 2015, 04:17 PM

5. Can I ban someone yet?

It's been, like, 4 days.

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Response to Heddi (Reply #5)

Wed Jun 17, 2015, 05:19 PM

6. Feel free :)

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Reply #6)

Wed Jun 17, 2015, 06:47 PM

7. But no one is harassing us.

I can't ban the good folks

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Response to Heddi (Reply #7)

Wed Jun 17, 2015, 08:21 PM

8. Weirdo.

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Response to Heddi (Reply #5)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 02:20 PM

9. I really do hate to see you suffer. Maybe this post will help!

The only acceptable pasta is big flat noodles, such as lasagna. Fettuccine is just rude, and linguini really stinks. Spaghetti -- well, whether whether it flies or simply sits on the plate, just don't go there. And angel-hair will probably spark the next world war

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Response to struggle4progress (Reply #9)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 04:21 PM

10. #9 is grounds for banning. I mean,

 

Is that spaghetti with chunks of some kind of sawdust-and-squirrel's lips fake meat out of a can? WTF?

Now someone's going to tell me it's some kind of American GOURMET SPECIALITY, AREN'T YOU?

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Response to mr blur (Reply #10)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 05:08 PM

11. It's not possible to do that with lasagna, y'know. Just sayin.

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Response to struggle4progress (Reply #9)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 06:15 PM

12. OMG...I forgot about that recipe.

 

It's for kids, y'know..... and they'd love it!


Hey, remember Larry Craig's favorite recipe? A hot dog stuck thru a baked potato.

You can't make this shit up!

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Response to AlbertCat (Reply #12)

Fri Jun 19, 2015, 06:45 PM

13. Some cynics claim Larry was just rooting for the spud vote

Julie Child would have at least added wine



More complex recipes



produce rave reviews like this: ... I only ate half the hot dog because it really had no business being in there ...

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Original post)

Wed Jan 6, 2016, 09:47 PM

14. Just a reminder about the rules here:

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The hosts be the ultimate arbitrators of what is and what is not disrupting, and will apply the rules just as arbitrarily! Power will be used and abused as we please.

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