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(2,884 posts)
Thu Oct 8, 2015, 08:15 PM Oct 2015

Ancient Pastafarian Relic Unearthed

Albania's Directional Driller was recently touring the ancient Illyrian city of Apollonia in present day Albania when he came across a tablet that depicts his noodliness. If you look closely you will see at the bottom of the tablet his holiness the FSM is getting drunk via Illyrian wine jugs.

Blessed be the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster (may pesto be upon it),

which has been rightfully venerated since the dawn of time immemorial (insert cliché here)


Ancient Pastafarian Relic Unearthed (Original Post) Yorktown Oct 2015 OP
I knew the FSM was real! Curmudgeoness Oct 2015 #1
From what I can see, there was a side dish of rabbit Yorktown Oct 2015 #2
Aha! Proof! frogmarch Oct 2015 #3
It is strongly to be hoped you never doubted the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster Yorktown Oct 2015 #4
It's beautiful AlbertCat Oct 2015 #5


(2,884 posts)
4. It is strongly to be hoped you never doubted the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster
Thu Oct 8, 2015, 10:54 PM
Oct 2015

Some have been burned at the stake or boiled in marinara sauce for less.



(17,505 posts)
5. It's beautiful
Thu Oct 8, 2015, 10:57 PM
Oct 2015


Compare it to that 10 Commandments thing they just lugged off that courthouse lawn.

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