Ancient Pastafarian Relic Unearthed
Albania's Directional Driller was recently touring the ancient Illyrian city of Apollonia in present day Albania when he came across a tablet that depicts his noodliness. If you look closely you will see at the bottom of the tablet his holiness the FSM is getting drunk via Illyrian wine jugs.
Blessed be the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster (may pesto be upon it),
which has been rightfully venerated since the dawn of time immemorial (insert cliché here)
Some have been burned at the stake or boiled in marinara sauce for less.
Compare it to that 10 Commandments thing they just lugged off that courthouse lawn.