I am back from the dead to guide you towards Pastafarian salvation
Verily, verily, I say unto thee:
my account was in the valley of death for three months that were like eternity,
and from my celestial abode, I watched and prayed for my brothers pastafarians.
And now I am reborn, which pretty much makes me the Pastafarian Messiah.
Now all please kneel and pray unto me as you should.
Things are gonna shape up on the deck, or some bosuns are gonna be shark fodder.
Do not f** with the Pastafarian messiah.
So say I.
I'm sorry I couldn't hear.... I was busy eating tortellini.
Something about Black Adder?
...cook/boil it before you eat it, that way it keeps he noise down...
In a "Strangers with Candy" episode (one where they do an hysterical version of "Raisin in the Sun" there's a scene where Jerry's brother is sitting nude at the table dipping uncooked lasagna in a jar of tomato sauce. "Mom didn't do the laundry or cook anything for dinner." I bet it's on YouTube.
Yep here it is! Hysterical! (strangely cropped for some reason.... but you have to buy the episode from Comedy Central.... $1.99!)