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Sun Mar 15, 2015, 06:07 PM

 

"Cooking Bacon on the Barrel of Your Gun Is the Most American Thing Ever" Um, WTF??

Ameri-cuhhhh! True patriots say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning, eat a giant meal of bacon and sausage, and hit the gun range for a quick session of target practice. (The best may even make time for a rousing performance of “The Star-Spangled Banner,” a couple of cheeseburgers made with domestic beef, a few more hours of gun-shootin’, and a dinner of Angus steak.)

But some highly resourceful ‘Mericans have decided to combine their loves of meat and firearms by inventing a method of cooking bacon … via gun.

Competitive shooter Dustin Ellermann released a video on March 3 that shows him wrapping uncooked bacon around the barrel of an M16 assault rifle and cooking it through by firing off about 90 rounds. “So much ‘Merica right now,” he whispers softly in its opening seconds.



He calls the method “The Gun Grill.” It takes about three minutes of shooting to cook the bacon to his standard of perfection, helped by a layer of foil that keeps it held tightly to the barrel. Shells fly furiously. Smoke wafts from the gun’s muzzle. A distinct sizzling noise emits.

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Viewers are delighted, lauding Ellerman as a “true American hero” and referring to the clip as “maybe the most American video ever.” BulletinEcho.com—a source for “Breaking News & Headlines From Alabama”—comments, “Someplace in the United States, a bald eagle is shedding a single tear, triumph over by the blessed beauty of this terrific nation. It can be because of American patriots like Dustin Ellermann that we continue to be the biggest region in the globe.”

more WTF?? at the link
http://munchies.vice.com/articles/cooking-bacon-on-the-barrel-of-your-gun-is-the-most-american-thing-ever


"Nuthin wrong with that!"

How stupid can you get? And I bet this doofus complains about the price of ammo, too.

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Reply "Cooking Bacon on the Barrel of Your Gun Is the Most American Thing Ever" Um, WTF?? (Original post)
Electric Monk Mar 2015 OP
NoJusticeNoPeace Mar 2015 #1
Adsos Letter Mar 2015 #2
Electric Monk Mar 2015 #4
flamin lib Mar 2015 #3
Electric Monk Mar 2015 #5

Response to Electric Monk (Original post)

Sun Mar 15, 2015, 06:10 PM

1. Maybe their hearts will explode any day now, this could be a good thing LOL

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Response to Electric Monk (Original post)

Sun Mar 15, 2015, 07:14 PM

2. That's some expensive bacon. n/t

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Response to Adsos Letter (Reply #2)

Sun Mar 15, 2015, 08:02 PM

4. I wonder how much it tastes of spent gunpowder and bluing, also? It can't be healthy to eat those.

 

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Response to Electric Monk (Original post)

Sun Mar 15, 2015, 07:55 PM

3. This is the mentality that opposes universal background checks and taking guns

from convicted wife beaters.

And they get upset about being called ammosexuals, gun humpers and gun fetishists. Go figure.

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Response to flamin lib (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 16, 2015, 02:04 AM

5. Yeah, the guy in the video is a total ammo-sexual. You can hear it in his voice. nt

 

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