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Related: About this forumStolen Honor: U.S. Rep. Paul Ryan Puffed Wienermobile Driving Experience
From the Wienermobile to the White HouseRobin Gelfenbien
Posted: 08/15/2012 11:34 am
"It is mathematically more difficult to become the driver of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile than it is to become President of the United States."[
-- USA Today 1994
A hearty hot dog hello to you, Congressman Ryan!
First, as a former Wienermobile driver aka Hotdogger, let me extend my sincere congratulations to you on your recent appointment.
Second, we need to chat. Over the last few days, it has been widely reported that you used to drive the world-famous Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, however, we both know that this is simply not true. You were merely a sales rep for Oscar Mayer, and you sweet-talked your way into driving this legendary hot dog on wheels (via your Oscar Mayer-employed aunt, I might add) for one lap around a parking lot. Now I realize that nepotism has worked for your running mate, but I think it is imperative that you set the record straight immediately for the American people and get the base to trust you asap.
Third, I know what you're going through. The next few months are going to be challenging, exhilarating and unlike anything you'll ever experience in your lifetime. It reminds me of when I first took the wheel of the Wieniebago. Like you, I was partnered with a complete stranger who I would spend the next 345 days crisscrossing the country with while trapped in a 23-foot-long fiberglass hot dog.
But let's skip the filler and get right to the meat of the situation. I think you could have been a franktastic Hotdogger, but since you didn't cut the mustard, here are some lessons I learned that you can apply to your campaign...(more)
Robin Gelfenbien
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Stolen Honor: U.S. Rep. Paul Ryan Puffed Wienermobile Driving Experience (Original Post)
doeriver
Aug 2012
OP
i was in the same building w/ the man who designed the weinermobile. do i win?
pansypoo53219
Aug 2012
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pansypoo53219
(20,969 posts)1. i was in the same building w/ the man who designed the weinermobile. do i win?
more than once. trying to remember if we were in the same elevator. brooks stevens was quite the gent.
hr also designed the excaliber.
silvershadow
(10,336 posts)2. He even had to lie about that? Gawd, how pathetic.
Kablooie
(18,625 posts)3. But ...
Did you know that Little Oscar, who rode around in the 1950s/60s Wienermobile was played by Jerry Maren, the middle Munchkin of the Lollipop Guild and he's still around today. 92 years old.
Just had to throw in some Wiernermobile trivia in spite of its irrelevance to the actual topic at hand.
UnrepentantLiberal
(11,700 posts)4. I've learned something new.
longship
(40,416 posts)5. Perfect. Thanks for this post. nt
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JohnnyRingo
(18,623 posts)6. I saw the Weinermobile at a Pittsburgh car show last month....
Can I be Secretary of State?
I even took a picture:
Berlum
(7,044 posts)7. Stolen Honor - there's your Republican Family Values right there
Of course the Republican machine has chosen two more chickenhawks -- Ryan and Romney -- to represent them.
So typical (R).
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)8. It is appropriate that Ryan drove a wiener mobile......