Iran: We'll Give Up Nuclear Energy if Tom Cotton is Expelled from the Senate

[EEO]

Iran: We'll Give Up Nuclear Energy if Tom Cotton is Expelled from the Senate
Source: The Nil Admirari

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TEHRAN, IRAN (The Nil Admirari): Late this afternoon Iran offered to give up nuclear energy entirely if Senator Tom Cotton (R-A.R.) was expelled from the United States Senate. The offer came a day after Cotton and Senator Marco Rubio (R-F.L), who is running for president, tried to force votes on amendments that threaten to sink a deal being negotiated by the Obama Administration and Iran to limit the Iranian nuclear program in exchange for eased sanctions.

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Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei confirmed his support for the deal a short time afterward and said, "I think we can all agree Tom Cotton is a shameless self-promoter and hawk who wants to see war between the United States and Iran. Expel him from the senate and I will invite Americans to Iran as honored guests to shut down our nuclear program."

Senator Cotton laughed when he learned of Iran's new negotiating position. "Iran is clearly lying. Besides, there are no grounds to expel me from the senate," stated Cotton, who was unaware of Iran's reasoning for his removal.

[leveymg]

1. Better yet, let's agitprop Maj. Tom over Tehran as the 1st wave

Socks and awe shit ...

[DashOneBravo]

3. No need

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Seems to be working already.

Edited: because I missed the shock and awe reference! My bad

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

2. Seems fair to me. Hahaha!!

[babylonsister]

4. Perfect! I'm in! Cotton is such a moron. nt

[babylonsister]

5. I must reiterate. Cotton is a moron. I bet he doesn't know how to laugh. nt

[EEO]

8. He is a smug moron, because he doesn't know how stupid he is.

He lacks the intelligence to realize how much intelligence he lacks.

[davidpdx]

6. Better yet, drop him in a vat of nuclear waste

Hand him over to Iran and let them have the honor.

[hollowdweller]

7. Which shows that despite being very religious the Iranians have a good sense of humor

[DFW]

9. The "Nil Admirari?"

Never heard of them, but they'll give the Onion a run for their money if they keep this up.

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