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Thu Aug 1, 2013, 10:08 AM

Republicon "survey" fell into my mailbox yesterday - priceless comedy

Mrs. Corkhead and myself live in Michigan and voted in the Republicon primary in 2012 so we are on the mailing list for this kind of stuff now. I am supposed to be working so I don't have time to add any commentary other than to say I find this quite an amusing tool for them to herd their sheep. Enjoy!









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Reply Republicon "survey" fell into my mailbox yesterday - priceless comedy (Original post)
corkhead Aug 2013 OP
dorkzilla Aug 2013 #1
greatauntoftriplets Aug 2013 #2
corkhead Aug 2013 #4
davidpdx Aug 2013 #3
TheLion Aug 2013 #5
Kablooie Aug 2013 #7
JimboBillyBubbaBob Aug 2013 #6

Response to corkhead (Original post)

Thu Aug 1, 2013, 10:12 AM

1. Since when did republicans read anything longer than a paragraph?

You saw the Groundswell memos? Conservatives can only comprehend things on a 4th grade level!

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Response to corkhead (Original post)

Thu Aug 1, 2013, 10:16 AM

2. I hope that you are creative when you fill that crapola out.

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Response to greatauntoftriplets (Reply #2)

Thu Aug 1, 2013, 10:34 AM

4. It's in Mrs. Corkhead's name and she won't let me fill it out.

Because they have serial numbers on it, it's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation as far as filling it out goes.

I might just tape their postage paid envelope to a brick and send it back to them.

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Response to corkhead (Original post)

Thu Aug 1, 2013, 10:18 AM

3. We should get an email list of people who are willing to fill it out and send it in

You could email the scanned copy around and we could all take turns writing shitting answers. Maybe we could even find some monopoly money to send back with them as a donation.

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Response to corkhead (Original post)

Thu Aug 1, 2013, 10:38 AM

5. OK, I read the *survey*

 

...or as much of it as I could between bouts of laughter.

In the exercise of 'push polling', no one beats the RNC. They're obviously not interested an asking legitimate questions, or of learning the answers to any legitimate questons, but more interested in masquerading their propoganda as *research*. I sense the mind of The Master, Karl Rove, in this example.

Eventually, the RNC will compile the results of this *survey*, come to the inevitable conclusion that what they're doing is just fine, and redouble their efforts along the existing lines.

And then they'll wonder why they lose the House in the 2014 mid-terms.

Republican delusions - a bubble of fantastic beliefs that they think is reality, and which they allow no actual conflicting reality to enter.

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Response to TheLion (Reply #5)

Thu Aug 1, 2013, 11:14 AM

7. Looks to me like the whole purpose is to grab money, not get opinions.

They order you not to destroy this and if you don't want to fill it out you must send it back with a contribution.

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Response to corkhead (Original post)

Thu Aug 1, 2013, 10:45 AM

6. You are brave.

I would have burst into flame had I touched it.

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