From a good friend. The Trumpty Dance

Alright watch what you’re doin’
cause he’s about to ruin
the image of the style that you’re used to.
He looks funny, see
to the whole world he can’t possibly be
Now gather round
He’s the new fool in town
and He’s a clown.
Put him down in the underground.
He eats up all the pride that he got in himself
so just let me introduce this elf.
His name is Trump D, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how he likes to hump thee.
And all the Repubs in the top ten how the hell did he bump thee.
His hands are small, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
he’s gonna fall when the clear eyed dump he.
He is a crime
A cheating flunky
He’s plump see, he’s like oatmeal lumpy.
He’s a dim wit. Straight English lacked
He always sound ridiculous
He’ll beat up on his backers… and you stick with this?
Hey, yo fat cats, really?…aren’t you sick of this?
Yeah he called girls “fat”
Said he likes them skinny.
Never stopped him from grabbing p#ssy
He’s a freak
He likes the girls with the boom
He peaked in on a Ms USA dressing room.
He’s crazy
Never ceases to amaze me.
Says women are ugly and it just don’t faze thee
He still has a fightin’ chance
and even got his own dance

The Trumpty Dance… take a glance and boo the TRUMP
Boo the Trumpty Trump