Trump speaks FIRST at the Al Smith dinner, tonight

[Siwsan]

Hmmm..... I'm not at all interested in what he has to say, but I am anxious as all get-out to hear Hillary.

It was pointed out on CNN that Trump likes to counter punch, so his speaking first puts him at a BIG disadvantage. No doubt he will complain that this is rigged, too.

[Cha]

1. Just what I was thinking.. haha.. monster has to speak first.

Wonder how that was chosen?

Let 'im whine and babble on.

[Siwsan]

2. When he was 'roasted', he was a nightmare to write for because he has no sense of humor

Especially about himself. I anticipate crickets.

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Not to mention Timothy Cardinal Dolan is sitting right next to Trump.

He has to watch his ass tonight. He isn't in Ohio anymore.

[alphafemale]

4. All the more to ignite the twitter storm.

heh.

You know the tantrum is coming.

[Cha]

5. Anticipating tantrum..

[Maru Kitteh]

8. I'm ready for the meltdown! lolz!

Did anybody notice how effed up his hair is tonight? Look at the back left side there! Bad night Donny?

[Cha]

17. First pic I've seen of it.. Hillary looks beautiful!

h/tCoyotlhttp://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1251&pid=2528941

Mahalo for the pic, Maru!

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Dinners always start off with a joke.

Tonight is no exception.

[Stallion]

12. BTW Where's Bill?

[Siwsan]

13. Who is running a live feed, now?

[sheshe2]

20. When? Where?

I don't do TV. Please give a time and place.

TIA!

[canetoad]

24. Live now

http://abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=1&cid=abcnp_tco

[sheshe2]

25. Got it on Cspan. Thanks!

[fierywoman]

23. Fascists like Trump and his posse have no sense of humor.

Besides that, he's not intelligent and has no wit -- so here's betting his "jokes" will be bigly lame.

[Dem2]

27. So far, he's awful

I can't tell when/if he's being facetious or whining.

[Siwsan]

28. Gawd awful

Some polite laughter, but for the most part, he's tanking.

[Dem2]

30. He's making me feel uncomfortable

He's just not good at this.

[Coyotl]

29. "Don, even though there's a man sitting next to you in a robe, we're not in a locker room."

Philip Lewis Verified account ?@Phil_Lewis_ 1 hour ago
Al Smith IV to Trump: "Don, even though there's a man sitting next to you in a robe, we're not in a locker room." #AlSmithDinner


LIVE STREAM

[3catwoman3]

31. The self-deprecation part must be over already.

Get him outta here!

[Dem2]

32. Is this supposed to be funny?

I liked the one about the pardon, the rest are just unfunny digs, delivered poorly.

[Siwsan]

33. Awful. I think he's reading the script for the first time.

[Dem2]

34. The audience is being very graceful

This is a very uncomfortable performance.

[Siwsan]

36. From the look on Hillary's face, I think Donald had better brace himself

I suspect she can be extremely, yet gracefully, snarky.

[SaschaHM]

35. He's actually getting booed.

This has taken a terrible turn for him.

[Dem2]

37. I changed to the hockey game

I assume Hillary knows how this is supposed to be done, this f****** narcissist has no sense of humor at all.

[GopherGal]

38. Not for him, by him.

He got a couple acceptable ones in early, but now it's just his campaign rally fodder, with a toned-down delivery.

[Danmel]

39. This is perfect

He's making a total ass of himself.

[3catwoman3]

40. He has no social...

...skills at all. I keep envisioning having someone off-stage with the giant hook grabbing him around the neck and yanking him off the dais. Thank goodness he is done.

Al Franken commenting on Rachel's show.

[Siwsan]

41. I'm going to have to watch Rachel on re-run, tonight

I love Al.