TRUMP EXPANDS ATTACKS TO INCLUDE GEORGE CLINTON

[Zorro]

Unveiling a strategy that some Republican insiders deemed unwise, Donald Trump on Tuesday unleashed a blistering attack on George Clinton.

In a furious tirade at a rally in Youngstown, Ohio, the Republican Presidential nominee seemed to take his audience by surprise by tearing into Clinton, the founder of the legendary funk ensembles known collectively as Parliament-Funkadelic.

“Anyone who is knocking me for my locker-room banter has never heard ‘Atomic Dog,’ ” Trump told his audience. “It’s disgusting.”

“If I went around saying, ‘Why must I feel like that, why must I chase the cat, it’s the dog in me,’ the media would kill me,” he added.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-expands-attacks-to-include-george-clinton

[jcgoldie]

1. Borowitz is going to miss Donald Trump

He's been on a roll.

[rickford66]

10. Maybe not

Trump has been his own Borowitz. It's difficult to up stage Donnie's antics.

[Doodley]

2. Shows how genuine Trump's apology was.

[demotux]

3. Another song from the George Clinton universe ...

... suitable for Donald Trump: Me, Myself and I

Fits the Orange Oppressor to a big golden T!

[frazzled]

4. Da funk, da whole funk, and nothing but da funk!

This is a dangerous, message folks ... yugely and bigly dangerous, and a Clinton is spreading it!

[Codeine]

8. Funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?

Trump knows this.

[sweetloukillbot]

5. Trump's gotta get over the hump

And unlike George, he doesn't call his baby pussycat.

[liberal N proud]

6. Ah Borowitz

[Codeine]

7. I guess Trump realized Maggot Brain was named after him. nt

[Zorro]

9. Trump got more funk than "Unfunky George"

He's got the greatest funk!

[oberliner]

11. Borowitz should focus on quality rather than quantity

This just isn't funny.

[BobbyDrake]

12. Please, Andy Borowitz, DO quit your day job. nt

[Nevernose]

13. I very much doubt that the Mothership

Would let Trunp aboard.

But at least I know what I'm listening to during my lunch break!

[ProudProgressiveNow]

14. @

[DFW]

15. Someone some day is going to make a fortune recording a comedy CD

Side A will be recordings of Sarah Palin--in the original, unaltered
Side B will be recordings of Donald Trump--in the original, unaltered

I just hope America keeps its sense of humor, because with candidates like these on national tickets, the joke is on us.

[workinclasszero]

16. One nation under a groove

FUNK OFF Trump!