Jokes about Trump! (Don't read them while drinking something hot!)

[Akamai]

At http://ijr.com/2016/03/568896-120-most-insulting-donald-trump-jokes/ are very, very funny jokes about Trump! (I am sure that if someone reads them into an audio file, many people would find them very downloadable!)


These are a few of them -- they are funny, funny, funny!

1. “It’s like an Internet comment troll ran for president.”—Jon Stewart

2. "The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump." —Jay Leno

3. “Donald Trump is the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the people in the huddle are talking about him."―Eric Schneiderman

4. “Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.”—Albert Brooks

5. “'Yeah! OK! That sounds good!' So now the obvious question is, will he ever not win? Yes, Trump is unstoppable. He's like Godzilla with less foreign policy experience." –Stephen Colbert

6. “Donald has attacked every person of color – except John Boehner.”—Joe Biden

8. “Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he's sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that!”―David Letterman

9. “Maybe he should ease into this ... by running for a lower office first, like President of the Hair Club for Men.”―Jimmy Kimmel

10. "Donald Trump is the weak man's vision of a strong man."—Charles Cooke

14. “But folks, on a serious point, Trump said he likes ‘people who don’t get captured. What a terrible thing to say about my friend and a genuine war hero, John McCain. So tonight I call on Donald Trump to be a man of his word – and release Chris Christie right now.”—Joe Biden

15. “Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”―Andy Borowitz

16. “Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.”―Craig Ferguson

20. "Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there are really are jobs Americans won't do."–Mitt Romney

[Madam45for2923]

1. Very funny!

[Gabi Hayes]

2. how are trump and teaspoon full of sperm alike?

they both have a one in 10 million chance of becoming a human being

[Akamai]

4. Now THAT is funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[Gabi Hayes]

3. IMO, biden and romney had the three funniest jokes.....who'd a thunk it?

I liked number six the best!