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Tue Nov 13, 2012, 12:14 AM

I'm definitely signing this petition!


Peacefully grant the State of Herp-a-Derp to withdraw from the United States of America & create its own NEW government
As the founding fathers of the United States of America made clear in the Declaration of Independence in 1776:

"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one neighbor to secretly let his dog crap on the lawn of another, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."

Therefore, herp-a-derp-derp, but please keep sending my Social Security check. I earned that, yo.

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Jamaal510 Nov 2012 #1

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Tue Nov 13, 2012, 12:36 AM

1. Is this about the Texas secession?

Everybody knows that state is likely to be purple within the next decade. Not everyone in TX is a wingnut.

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