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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:04 PM

donald trump's amazing tax returns!

August 24, 2016

To Whom it may Concern:

I am an tax attorny and have graduated number one (1) in my class from a prestigeous institution.

Since 1996, I have had hte distinct honor and privilige of preparing Mr. Trump's tax returns.

They are amazing, truly amazing. He has the best tax returns. The best.

I have shown the tax returns to collegues and they are always amazed. Always.

I can assure you that Mr. Trump's income is among the highest in the world. Probably is the highest in the world.

Well, it would be the highest in the world if liberals like Bill Gates and rapists like Carlos Slim didn't cheat.

And lie.

Mr. Trump is also the most generus man I have ever met. He has made more charitible contributions than anyone in all of history.

His charity cannot be matched!

Despite all the deduction he can take, Mr. Trump actually insists on overpaying his taxes! Why?

Because Mr. Trump knows that the country would collapse if the government ran out of money. And Mr. Trump has money!

Lots of money! He's rich! Really, really rich!

He knows that he is the only person -- the ONLY person! -- who can save us, so he overpays his taxes to keep America running.

I can also assure you that Mr. Trump taxes show no ties or obligations to anyone. He is his own man!

He is absolutely NOT paying 138.47% annual interest rate to Russian mobsters since 2004.

He is also unconditionally NOT paying the firm of Dewey, Burnham, & Howe to provide insurince so that none of his incredible buildings burn down.

Finally, Mr. Trump has been audited many times because liberals in the IRS are out to get him because he tells the truth!

But Mr. Trump has not yet been formally convicted of any wrongdoing!

I can't say anything about pending indictments because Mr. Trump has an entire separate legal team to handle all his indictments.

In conclusion, Mr. Trump's tax returns are incredible! Very presidential!


Sinceerly,


Donald J. Trump's Tax Man

















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Thinkingabout Aug 2016 #1
MattP Aug 2016 #2
drm604 Aug 2016 #3
unblock Aug 2016 #4
narnian60 Aug 2016 #28
skylucy Aug 2016 #5
unblock Aug 2016 #6
SaschaHM Aug 2016 #7
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Johnny2X2X Aug 2016 #9
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keithbvadu2 Aug 2016 #43
ProfessorPlum Aug 2016 #10
annabanana Aug 2016 #12
lame54 Aug 2016 #13
keithbvadu2 Aug 2016 #14
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keithbvadu2 Aug 2016 #21
cindyperry Aug 2016 #16
aggiesal Aug 2016 #17
VWolf Aug 2016 #18
unblock Aug 2016 #26
rurallib Aug 2016 #34
63splitwindow Aug 2016 #19
unblock Aug 2016 #22
NewJeffCT Aug 2016 #20
randome Aug 2016 #24
lastlib Aug 2016 #44
Angry Dragon Aug 2016 #23
hotrod0808 Aug 2016 #25
Stonepounder Aug 2016 #27
mahina Aug 2016 #29
Liberalagogo Aug 2016 #30
louis-t Aug 2016 #31
Fred75 Aug 2016 #32
unblock Aug 2016 #33
rurallib Aug 2016 #35
Buckeye_Democrat Aug 2016 #36
treestar Aug 2016 #37
eppur_se_muova Aug 2016 #38
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TxDemChem Aug 2016 #39
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TxDemChem Aug 2016 #45
KingCharlemagne Aug 2016 #42
Name removed Aug 2016 #46

Response to unblock (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:08 PM

1. We need to add Trump is the greatest.

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:11 PM

2. To Whom may concern

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:13 PM

3. I guarantee you...

he will have the best tax return of anyone ever elected president!

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Response to drm604 (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:15 PM

4. absolutely! by far the best!

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Response to drm604 (Reply #3)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:51 PM

28. Hahahaha.

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:34 PM

5. LOL! The scary thing is, this isn't that different from the fake note

from the Trumpsters "doctor".

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Response to skylucy (Reply #5)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:36 PM

6. which in turn isn't that different from the excuse notes from "donnie's mom" in his school days

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:36 PM

7. I see Meredith McIver found a new job.

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Response to SaschaHM (Reply #7)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:38 PM

8. Whaddya mean? This was clearly written by trump's tax man! see the signature!

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:41 PM

9. Can I steal this?

I want to post it on a smaller site I debate with Cons at.

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Response to Johnny2X2X (Reply #9)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:48 PM

11. i'm fine with that, but, again, i didn't write this; clearly, trump's tax man did!



besides, my shift key has been broken for decades now

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 09:15 PM

43. Eye stoll it two. Plan to write a Melania speech.

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:41 PM

10. LOL. Well done

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:48 PM

12. Entirely as credible as his Dr's note!. . . . . . n/t

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:10 PM

13. Good enough for me

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:15 PM

14. graduated number one (1) in my class from Trump Yooniversity

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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #14)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:22 PM

15. everybody graduates number one (1) in their class from trump u!

trump's graduates are all the best! the very best!

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:40 PM

21. and they have the credit card debt to prove it.

At the place I volunteer, the supervisor gave out Christmas cards and every one was labeled: to my #1 volunteer.

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:30 PM

16. Hahaha

Stop it

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:31 PM

17. generus ...

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:34 PM

18. Signed, Epstein's mom

(for all the Welcome Back Kotter fans out there)

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Response to VWolf (Reply #18)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:50 PM

26. yes!

i wanna know who looked at vinnie and said "that guy! yes! that guy can really act! that guy has mega-star written all over him!"

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Response to VWolf (Reply #18)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 03:07 PM

34. my brother actually signed his missing school because he was sick note

"Bob's dad"
Principal didn't buy it

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:37 PM

19. Not enough "Believe Me", never enough "Believe Me", and, on that, believe me!

 

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Response to 63splitwindow (Reply #19)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:41 PM

22. i hear you, but... no apologies!

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:39 PM

20. Is his tax man named John Miller or John Barron

Or maybe, if that quote about Trump wanting short guys in yarmulkes counting his money is true, maybe it's John Trumpstein?

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #20)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:44 PM

24. Nope. It's that brilliant one-woman army named Meredith McIver.

 

She writes books! She writes speeches! She does taxes! The amazing, never-seen woman behind the closed curtain that is Donald Trump's brain: MEREDITH MCIVER!!!!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesn’t always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one you’re already in.
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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #20)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 08:46 AM

44. Yes

(take your pick, they're interchangeable.)

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:44 PM

23. now this tax return makes sense

I should hire this tax man

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:50 PM

25. OP created by CPA John Barron

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:50 PM

27. Dagnabbit! You just made me ruin my keyboard!!

I did a spit take all over it!

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:10 PM

29. Believe me.

This I can tell you.

Snort.

Best post in days. Mahalo.

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:16 PM

30. I'd call this a fake, but

 

It does have all the spelling errors in all the right places.

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:26 PM

31. Signed, Epsteins mother.

And you forgot to say "believe me".

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:56 PM

32. Bull-s---

This article is pure Bull-Sh--

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Response to Fred75 (Reply #32)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:57 PM

33. 1000% pure! the finest anywhere! believe me!

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 03:13 PM

35. Trump quality bullshit! The finest ever!

No better bullshit from the ancient plains of Greece to the US west of today!
For the best in bullshit lumps, buy Trump's.

Buy a bag of Trump bullshit and Donald will pretend to donate to rebuild Tony Perkins house and declare it on his fabulous taxes!

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 03:15 PM

36. Well done!

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 03:25 PM

37. lol

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 07:03 PM

38. You know, I keep thinking that tRump reminds me of this guy ...

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/liars/n9373

Apparently, tRump made some remark comparing Hillary to Lovitz's character ... but give it a listen and see who YOU think it reminds you of.

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Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #38)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 08:45 PM

40. i win so often sometimes even i get tired of all that winning! yeah, that's the ticket!

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 08:39 PM

39. Lol there should be a warning on this post

Don't click on the link while drinking tea...I nearly choked laughing myself silly

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Response to TxDemChem (Reply #39)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 08:48 PM

41. consider "by unblock" to be your warning. i have the best posts! the best! believe me!

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Fri Aug 26, 2016, 05:27 PM

45. Lol will do

You made my day. Keep it up!

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 08:48 PM

42. LOL. Almost soubds real! - nt

 

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