Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:04 PM

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donald trump's amazing tax returns!

August 24, 2016

To Whom it may Concern:

I am an tax attorny and have graduated number one (1) in my class from a prestigeous institution.

Since 1996, I have had hte distinct honor and privilige of preparing Mr. Trump's tax returns.

They are amazing, truly amazing. He has the best tax returns. The best.

I have shown the tax returns to collegues and they are always amazed. Always.

I can assure you that Mr. Trump's income is among the highest in the world. Probably is the highest in the world.

Well, it would be the highest in the world if liberals like Bill Gates and rapists like Carlos Slim didn't cheat.

And lie.

Mr. Trump is also the most generus man I have ever met. He has made more charitible contributions than anyone in all of history.

His charity cannot be matched!

Despite all the deduction he can take, Mr. Trump actually insists on overpaying his taxes! Why?

Because Mr. Trump knows that the country would collapse if the government ran out of money. And Mr. Trump has money!

Lots of money! He's rich! Really, really rich!

He knows that he is the only person -- the ONLY person! -- who can save us, so he overpays his taxes to keep America running.

I can also assure you that Mr. Trump taxes show no ties or obligations to anyone. He is his own man!

He is absolutely NOT paying 138.47% annual interest rate to Russian mobsters since 2004.

He is also unconditionally NOT paying the firm of Dewey, Burnham, & Howe to provide insurince so that none of his incredible buildings burn down.

Finally, Mr. Trump has been audited many times because liberals in the IRS are out to get him because he tells the truth!

But Mr. Trump has not yet been formally convicted of any wrongdoing!

I can't say anything about pending indictments because Mr. Trump has an entire separate legal team to handle all his indictments.

In conclusion, Mr. Trump's tax returns are incredible! Very presidential!

Sinceerly,

Donald J. Trump's Tax Man

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46 replies	Author	Time	Post
donald trump's amazing tax returns! (Original post)	unblock	Aug 2016	OP
We need to add Trump is the greatest.	Thinkingabout	Aug 2016	#1
To Whom may concern	MattP	Aug 2016	#2
I guarantee you...	drm604	Aug 2016	#3
absolutely! by far the best!	unblock	Aug 2016	#4
Hahahaha.	narnian60	Aug 2016	#28
LOL! The scary thing is, this isn't that different from the fake note	skylucy	Aug 2016	#5
which in turn isn't that different from the excuse notes from "donnie's mom" in his school days	unblock	Aug 2016	#6
I see Meredith McIver found a new job.	SaschaHM	Aug 2016	#7
Whaddya mean? This was clearly written by trump's tax man! see the signature!	unblock	Aug 2016	#8
Can I steal this?	Johnny2X2X	Aug 2016	#9
i'm fine with that, but, again, i didn't write this; clearly, trump's tax man did!	unblock	Aug 2016	#11
Eye stoll it two. Plan to write a Melania speech.	keithbvadu2	Aug 2016	#43
LOL. Well done	ProfessorPlum	Aug 2016	#10
Entirely as credible as his Dr's note!. . . . . . n/t	annabanana	Aug 2016	#12
Good enough for me	lame54	Aug 2016	#13
graduated number one (1) in my class from Trump Yooniversity	keithbvadu2	Aug 2016	#14
everybody graduates number one (1) in their class from trump u!	unblock	Aug 2016	#15
and they have the credit card debt to prove it.	keithbvadu2	Aug 2016	#21
Hahaha	cindyperry	Aug 2016	#16
generus ...	aggiesal	Aug 2016	#17
Signed, Epstein's mom	VWolf	Aug 2016	#18
yes!	unblock	Aug 2016	#26
my brother actually signed his missing school because he was sick note	rurallib	Aug 2016	#34
Not enough "Believe Me", never enough "Believe Me", and, on that, believe me!	63splitwindow	Aug 2016	#19
i hear you, but... no apologies!	unblock	Aug 2016	#22
Is his tax man named John Miller or John Barron	NewJeffCT	Aug 2016	#20
Nope. It's that brilliant one-woman army named Meredith McIver.	randome	Aug 2016	#24
Yes	lastlib	Aug 2016	#44
now this tax return makes sense	Angry Dragon	Aug 2016	#23
OP created by CPA John Barron	hotrod0808	Aug 2016	#25
Dagnabbit! You just made me ruin my keyboard!!	Stonepounder	Aug 2016	#27
Believe me.	mahina	Aug 2016	#29
I'd call this a fake, but	Liberalagogo	Aug 2016	#30
Signed, Epsteins mother.	louis-t	Aug 2016	#31
Bull-s---	Fred75	Aug 2016	#32
1000% pure! the finest anywhere! believe me!	unblock	Aug 2016	#33
Trump quality bullshit! The finest ever!	rurallib	Aug 2016	#35
Well done!	Buckeye_Democrat	Aug 2016	#36
lol	treestar	Aug 2016	#37
You know, I keep thinking that tRump reminds me of this guy ...	eppur_se_muova	Aug 2016	#38
i win so often sometimes even i get tired of all that winning! yeah, that's the ticket!	unblock	Aug 2016	#40
Lol there should be a warning on this post	TxDemChem	Aug 2016	#39
consider "by unblock" to be your warning. i have the best posts! the best! believe me!	unblock	Aug 2016	#41
Lol will do	TxDemChem	Aug 2016	#45
LOL. Almost soubds real! - nt	KingCharlemagne	Aug 2016	#42
Message auto-removed	Name removed	Aug 2016	#46

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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:08 PM

Thinkingabout (30,058 posts)

donald trump's amazing tax returns!

1. We need to add Trump is the greatest.

2. To Whom may concern

3. I guarantee you...

4. absolutely! by far the best!

28. Hahahaha.

5. LOL! The scary thing is, this isn't that different from the fake note

6. which in turn isn't that different from the excuse notes from "donnie's mom" in his school days

7. I see Meredith McIver found a new job.

8. Whaddya mean? This was clearly written by trump's tax man! see the signature!

9. Can I steal this?

11. i'm fine with that, but, again, i didn't write this; clearly, trump's tax man did!

43. Eye stoll it two. Plan to write a Melania speech.

10. LOL. Well done

12. Entirely as credible as his Dr's note!. . . . . . n/t

13. Good enough for me

14. graduated number one (1) in my class from Trump Yooniversity

15. everybody graduates number one (1) in their class from trump u!

21. and they have the credit card debt to prove it.

16. Hahaha

17. generus ...

18. Signed, Epstein's mom

26. yes!

34. my brother actually signed his missing school because he was sick note

19. Not enough "Believe Me", never enough "Believe Me", and, on that, believe me!

22. i hear you, but... no apologies!

20. Is his tax man named John Miller or John Barron

24. Nope. It's that brilliant one-woman army named Meredith McIver.

44. Yes

23. now this tax return makes sense

25. OP created by CPA John Barron

27. Dagnabbit! You just made me ruin my keyboard!!

29. Believe me.

30. I'd call this a fake, but

31. Signed, Epsteins mother.

32. Bull-s---

33. 1000% pure! the finest anywhere! believe me!

35. Trump quality bullshit! The finest ever!

36. Well done!

37. lol

38. You know, I keep thinking that tRump reminds me of this guy ...

40. i win so often sometimes even i get tired of all that winning! yeah, that's the ticket!

39. Lol there should be a warning on this post

41. consider "by unblock" to be your warning. i have the best posts! the best! believe me!

45. Lol will do

42. LOL. Almost soubds real! - nt