Another day of the GOP convention, another night of terror
By Alexandra Petri July 20 at 12:34 AM
CLEVELAND What HAPPENED Tuesday night?
The second night of the GOP convention was like 1984, periodically interrupted by infomercials for Trump wines. The evening started with an uncomfortable explanation of why the rules obliged Alaska to vote for Donald Trump and went downhill from there.
Supposedly the theme of the second night in Cleveland was Make America Work Again. Those were the words displayed behind the stage. That was what was announced. But judging by the speeches, the actual theme was Make America Salem Again. Or, Dont Worry! Hillary Clinton literally worships Lucifer, but on the bright side, Donald Trumps winery makes excellent wine and his children love him!
The nights prime-time speakers included Paul Ryan, Chris Christie, Tiffany Trump, Donald Trump Jr. and Ben Carson. Donald Trumps large, disembodied head also appeared onscreen via video feed to thank the party for the nomination, because he feels most comfortable being presented as the Great and Powerful Oz.
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