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Tue Jul 19, 2016, 02:38 PM

 

Help Melania with her next speech on the campaign trail -- add your own.

"Can't we all just get along."

"My husband is the decider."

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Reply Help Melania with her next speech on the campaign trail -- add your own. (Original post)
Hoppy Jul 2016 OP
vegetarian x Jul 2016 #1
yellowcanine Jul 2016 #2
Bobbie Jo Jul 2016 #3
Sivart Jul 2016 #4
nolabear Jul 2016 #5
SummerSnow Jul 2016 #6
mainstreetonce Jul 2016 #7
NCTraveler Jul 2016 #8
jmowreader Jul 2016 #9
WiffenPoof Jul 2016 #10
Sivart Jul 2016 #11
LynneSin Jul 2016 #12
Hoppy Jul 2016 #13
JHB Jul 2016 #14

Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 02:42 PM

1. "I have just filed for a divorce. . ."

". . . Any questions, call Raoul Felder."

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 02:43 PM

2. "It takes a village to raise a child."

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 02:48 PM

3. "Poor Donald,

he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth."

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 02:49 PM

4. This is our hill......

 

And these are our beans.....

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 02:55 PM

5. I regret that I have but one wife to give for my country."

Oh, wrong Trump.

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 02:55 PM

6. " This is a Trumpocracy please calm down"

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 02:57 PM

7. "You get a car

You get a car and You get a car"

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 02:59 PM

8. "Words build bridges into unexplored regions." nt

 

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 03:17 PM

9. Together forever and never to part

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 03:34 PM

10. "Leave the gun...

..take the canoli"

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 03:41 PM

11. Dearly Beloved.....

 

We are gathered here today to get thru this thing called life......

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 04:06 PM

12. I had a dream

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 04:27 PM

13. See the U.S.A. in a Chevrolet

 

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Response to Hoppy (Original post)

Tue Jul 19, 2016, 04:55 PM

14. "It's not Vendell Vilkie!"

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