GOP Convention Guests Get To Potty Next To ALL The Trans Folk In Cleveland, Yippee!
(this is NOT from the Onion, it is real!)
nice time!
GOP Convention Guests Get To Potty Next To ALL The Trans Folk In Cleveland, Yippee!
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GOP convention-goers running away from trans folk, probably.
Oh, Cleveland, maybe the rumors are true and you DO rock:
Cleveland City Council on Wednesday passed legislation empowering transgender people to choose whichever restroom, shower or locker room aligns with their gender identity, without fear of discrimination. […]
The legislation removes a passage from the existing nondiscrimination ordinance that allowed for owners of private business with “public accommodations” to discriminate based on a person’s gender identity or expression and dictate which bathroom a person should use, “provided reasonable access to adequate facilities is available.”
But … but … but … all these lame-asses in the GOP are going to Cleveland to Make America Great Again with Donald Trump! They didn’t sign up to have to worry about a man in a dress applying his Maybelline next to YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS!
Won’t somebody think of all the (pitiful) GOP convention speakers? What if Tim Tebow gets so emotional about giving his virginity to Jesus onstage that he gets the runs, but he has to poop his pants because a trans man might be in the public bathroom taking a leak? Or what if Anderson Cooper decides to be mean to Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi (AGAIN!), and she just wants to whizz her sadness away, but SHE CAN’T because Caitlyn Jenner, REPUBLICAN TRANS PERSON, is in the potty, putting in contact solution or something? Caitlyn is going to the convention, it could happen!
Think about the other attendees, also too! Is Mike Huckabee showing up? What about Louie Gohmert? Because we know both of those men have a documented history of getting that tingly bzzzzz feeling in their granny panties when they think of the possibility of transgender people using showers. What if they want to work their manly bodies at the Planet Fitness while they’re in Cleveland, but they can’t, because their transgender fantasy boners have lasted longer than four hours?
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Read more at http://wonkette.com/604089/gop-convention-guests-get-to-potty-next-to-all-the-trans-folk-in-cleveland-yippee#ykJMFp6RsCxmrSkZ.99
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other than Caitlyn Jenner, I guess?
I guess Republican women will get the "honor" of peeing with her at least.
