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Tue Jul 5, 2016, 10:50 PM

Sen Jeff Flake of Arizona must really love his lawn

or it hasn't been tended to in a long while

When asked if he was attending the Republican Convention Sen Flake said, “I have to mow my lawn,”

I can understand. Be at Il Douche's convention or be thousands of miles away.

List of others who will be unavailable
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida.
New Hampshire Sen. Kelly Ayotte.
Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval.
South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley.
Ohio Sen. Rob Portman.
Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.
Sen. Mark Kirk of Illinois.
Former Gov. Luis Fortuno of Puerto Rico.
Former Gov. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana.”

Take heart though... I heard Kid Rock may speak

I also read Ben Roethlisberger of the Steelers might as well

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Reply Sen Jeff Flake of Arizona must really love his lawn (Original post)
rpannier Jul 2016 OP
jberryhill Jul 2016 #1
lapfog_1 Jul 2016 #2
Wellstone ruled Jul 2016 #3
lapfog_1 Jul 2016 #4
Wellstone ruled Jul 2016 #5
grossproffit Jul 2016 #8
Hortensis Jul 2016 #12
LonePirate Jul 2016 #6
oasis Jul 2016 #10
grossproffit Jul 2016 #7
DesertRat Jul 2016 #9
CobaltBlue Jul 2016 #11

Response to rpannier (Original post)

Tue Jul 5, 2016, 11:41 PM

1. Lawn care is serious business in Arizona

 

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Response to rpannier (Original post)

Tue Jul 5, 2016, 11:42 PM

2. most lawns in Arizona

don't require mowing... ever. Don't know where Flake lives... perhaps in one of the few areas that grow a lot of grass.

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Response to lapfog_1 (Reply #2)

Tue Jul 5, 2016, 11:50 PM

3. Try Mesa.

 

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Response to Wellstone ruled (Reply #3)

Tue Jul 5, 2016, 11:54 PM

4. so



Mesa, a suburb off low desert Phoenix... growing grass there is a sin...

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Response to lapfog_1 (Reply #4)

Wed Jul 6, 2016, 12:46 AM

5. Funny there water

 

consumption is double per household compared to Vegas.

Nice Landscape job.

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Response to lapfog_1 (Reply #4)

Wed Jul 6, 2016, 01:06 AM

8. Looks like my mom's house. no grass, lots of rocks and saguaro's.

She lives in Pinal county.

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Response to lapfog_1 (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 6, 2016, 07:01 PM

12. Regardless, doesn't look like Flake's lawn really

needs him to mow it. Suspect that's a very pointed little "in" joke among people who haven't raked or mowed anything in decades.

This DOES definitely look like the desert property of a Republican who denies man-made global warming. I'm guessing he doesn't "believe" in tragic depletion of fresh water supplies either.

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Response to rpannier (Original post)

Wed Jul 6, 2016, 12:46 AM

6. Il Douche might be my favorite nickname so far for that buffoon.

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Response to LonePirate (Reply #6)

Wed Jul 6, 2016, 05:45 PM

10. I believe Trump channels Mussolini. He often strikes a similar pose. nt

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Response to rpannier (Original post)

Wed Jul 6, 2016, 12:56 AM

7. Lawns in Arizona are usually reserved for golf courses. That's a huge F YOU!

Ba da ba ba ba. I'm lovin' it.

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Response to rpannier (Original post)

Wed Jul 6, 2016, 05:34 PM

9. That's like saying "I have to wash my hair"

Besides maybe Kid Rock, the Trumpster's wife and kids, who else will be there?

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Response to rpannier (Original post)

Wed Jul 6, 2016, 06:54 PM

11. He loves his money. (Doing his owners’ bidding pays him well.)

 

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