ROTFLMFAO At Chuck Todd

[DemocratSinceBirth]

If Romney flips five states he's currently behind in he can win the election.


That's like saying if the Charlotte Bob Cats had LeBron James. Chris Bosh, Ray Allen, and Dwyane Wade they would be legitimate NBA title contenders.

[Cali_Democrat]

1. Another profound statement from Upchuck Todd

Gawd this guy is fucking useless.

[Joe Bacon]

34. Chuck U Todd is going to have a meltdown Tuesday night.

The look on Chuck U's face when he realizes it's not a horse race...PRICELESS!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

49. What's funny is the idiot actually talks about a tied race.

[proverbialwisdom]

53. So did pundits on 'CBS w Bob Schieffer' which I heard on AM radio this morning.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

56. Cenk talked about why they do that crap....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101775496

That clip REALLY needs a LOT more recs.

[helpisontheway]

2. If Obama was in that position they would be saying it was OVER! nt

[LuvLoogie]

20. They would be doing stories on what a Romney cabinet would look like.

Lots of Stories about Anne and what her signature cause would be.

I half feel like going by the local Network affiliates' street-facing studios with signs saying things like "Tell David Gregory to get a job." "Chuck Todd is a waste of bandwidth."

[bloomington-lib]

26. They are doing stories on Rmoneys cabinet, even arguing about it. It's ridiculous, but people are

talking about it this weekend.

[calimary]

52. Welcome to DU, LuvLoogie!

Glad you're here! We need you - the time is SO short! Let's get this over with and WIN it.






Now get to work.

[Jackpine Radical]

32. And they would be correct.

[aaaaaa5a]

3. you have to admire the effort! That is all I can say

[Yavin4]

4. If I Looked Like Brad Pitt...

I'd be married to Angelina Jolie.

[wisteria]

5. He isn't about to say it is over. He is trying to reamain upbeat.

And, we still need to get out the vote.

[Auntie Bush]

11. He wants to seem like a horse race. Yeah, like a horse against a Three-Toed-Sloth.

The three-toed sloth's long claws are well suited to an arboreal life but hamper its mobility on the ground, leaving it vulnerable to predators.

[bjobotts]

54. They did the same with McCain.

[1StrongBlackMan]

6. Or like saying ...

We could win if we score 5 touchdowns in the 4th quarter with 2 minutes left on the count and no time-outs ... sure, it could happen; but ...

[savalez]

14. Yeah, maybe Todd can make me feel better about the Chiefs!

[mountain grammy]

40. Really, what's up with the Chiefs?

Go Broncos! Go away Todd.

[LuvLoogie]

22. Lets get Costas in on the act: "In his college intramural sports days...

"Mitt Romney was known to be able to execute the perfect onside kick. A couple of diplomatic posts and a decent cabinet position could inspire the refs to look the other way. Romney could then call his triple-kick-cover sending extra defenders to line up off-side and trip the receiving team blockers. Works every time."

[Squinch]

7. If I were a fairy princess

I would have a BEE YOO TI FULL tiara!

[barnabas63]

10. ooooh! that's true!

And you would live happily ever after, I'm sure!

[timber84]

8. Hey we(Bobcats) won Friday Night!

We are already tied with the Panthers for wins! Hehehehehehe

[SaveAmerica]

29. We're #1!! We're #1!!

for now!

[Fed Up]

9. Chuckie the bad doll strikes again.

Something tells me that when Obama wins, the Chuckie types will argue that this is no real victory for Obama, since the Dems should be very worried about 2014 and this hands Christie the presidency on a silver platter. blah blah blah blah

[Auntie Bush]

13. You mean Christy in 2016.

[Fed Up]

16. yes.

not that he will be, but that will be their meme.

[savalez]

12. This looks like a good pic to superimpose his stupidisms on:

[Phx_Dem]

15. If Romney gets 400 EVs, it'll be a LANDLIDE!

And if I could sing like Adele, I'd be rich.

[darkangel218]

17. Chuck Todd looks like one of my exes

[barnabas63]

19. eewwww!

never settle for anything like that again, hon!

[boingboinh]

21. ROFL!!

[darkangel218]

23. I know, ill try not to :-)

[Fed Up]

18. what do chuck's utterances really add?

when a pundit gives his opinion on TV you're supposed to come away a little more informed, and a little smarter than you were before you watched him, or her. But Chuck's brand of analysis adds little. It's like he just says anything to fill air time. Gone forever are giants like Cronkite, Sevareid, Ed Murrow.

[SHRED]

24. Toad is a hack

[moobu2]

25. He's getting on my nervous nerves.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

27. That's like saying "If Romney wins California and New York it's all over".

[GeorgeGist]

28. Does Todd's job hang on Romney's election?

Todd looks sick to me.

[Fla Dem]

36. Maybe Romney told him he could be his press secretary. LOL n/t

[SaveAmerica]

30. and "If Romney could stop lying he can win the election"

Hey, why you picking on the poor Hornets!!??

[SaveAmerica]

31. Or, "If Romney could just turn into Obama tonight, he can win the election."

[Stewland]

33. Something about Chuck Todd just does not seem right

Since Chuck Todd has been on MSNBC I watch link TV a lot more. This is a part of the GE empire and I guess they are LeftWinggatekeepers. Frame the news so that they look progressive but still promote the Military Industrial Complex. Bravo for Link and Current Tv and Amy Goodman.

[DirtyDawg]

35. And if...

...Chuck Todd didn't have that hair growing around his mouth, it wouldn't look like an asshole.

[imac567]

37. 5 other good statistical models agree on Obama.

Here are 5 other excellent models I've been following.
Sam Wang @ the Princeton Election Consortium actually projected 2008 within 1 EV.
And if I remember correctly Intrade nailed it right on the money in 2008.


http://election.princeton.edu/

http://votamatic.org/

http://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AjAk1JUWDMyRdDQzLWJTdlppakNRNDlMakhhMGdGa0E#gid=3

http://frontloading.blogspot.com/p/2012-electoral-college-map.html


http://electoralmap.net/2012/intrade.php

[Hubert Flottz]

38. What Chump Toad means is...

If Romney's terrorist cells in those states can pull off the big steal, the American people will lose. Chump is praying that Tagg's company has old dad's ass covered in Ohio.

[SoapBox]

39. Ditto.

I canNOT stand Chump Toady.

[Marr]

41. If Barbies were explosive, little girls would be a national security threat!

Thanks for that update from the multiverse, Chuck!

[inamatteroftime]

42. Wonder if he has no choice, if it's what he's paid to say. nt

[ermasdaughter]

43. Send his ass over to speak with Nate Silver

I'm still trying to understand how he rose to such prominence!

[Amonester]

45. Here is how: By pandering to the 0.1%.

That's always the true answer.

[imac567]

44. Have you heard the GOP say any of these 3 things?

Matthew Dowd told ABC News that every time "you feel a losing campaign, these three things happen":

"The first thing happens is, don't believe -- the public polls are wrong. That's the first sign of a campaign that's about to lose.

The second thing, we're going to change the nature of the electorate, and you're not seeing it reflected in the polls.

And the third thing is, the only poll that counts is Election Day. When you hear those things, you know you're about to lose."

I think we've been hearing this for a week or so, what do you think?

[budkin]

46. CROFLMAO!

Hahahahaha

[Liberal1975]

47. If my Aunt had balls she'd be my uncle...

Old Arab saying...I guess we just need to look at the silver lining. If they keep saying its close it will motivate voters to go to the polls...even though if they were reporting accurately it would deflate their base. On an aside I can't wait for this to be over this has been the most anxiety I have felt in a long time. If Obama wins by the smallest of margins does he get to claim a "mandate" the way twinky did in 04?

[beveeheart]

48. I feel the same way about Todd as most here do

but I seem to remember that in '08, I looked forward to his reports. What happened?

[imac567]

55. I did also, but...

I imagine the little voice in his ear-piece probably tells him to keep it more in the middle. You know, the ratings are really what's important to these media companies. If they told us the truth we'd probably quit watching.

[calimary]

50. My husband calls him "Fuck Turd."

Works for me. Who's yer daddy, chuck? Don't assume we don't know who you're pulling for.

[ClusterFreak]

51. If my sister had a **wink wink nudge nudge** she'd be my brother!

[Grammy23]

57. If a toad had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass every time he hopped!

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

They have to keep the dream alive somehow. I am so tired of hearing them today. Finally turned MSNBC off and listened to the Blues Channel on Music Choice. I felt better immediately!! Boy, am I NOT going to miss their crap when this is over.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

58. And if my aunt had wheels she'd be a pastry cart.

[Drahthaardogs]

59. If I were 20 years younger, 6 inches taller, and 100% more athletic

I could play in the NFL.

[janx]

60. And if the Queen had balls,

she'd be King!

[ncav53]

61. These pundits have been extra trollish this year.