Bernie Sanders: call on your supporters to stop launching small children from trebuchets

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/729544191873851392

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Dear Senator Sanders,

At a recent Hillary Clinton rally, a Bernie Sanders protestor, not only disrupted the event, but began harassing a young girl with a Hillary Clinton sign. In a violent rage, the protestor placed the small child into a 14th century trebuchet, and launched her over the ramparts of a castle wall. We are writing this petition to ask you to call on your supporters to stop using children as medieval siege weaponry. We are including the tweet about this incidence as evidence in the hopes that you can put an end to this despicable practice.

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/729544191873851392

Thank you,

Leon

[insta8er]

1. LOL

[99Forever]

2. +1

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. For real...we are leaving to cover the rally in National City

I should pack the combat gear...I hear these people surround the press (they actually did at the convention center) and will sacrifice us all. God help me. Will report from that hostile ground.

On a quite serious note we are aware we will likely cover a riot next week, due to Trump in town

[edgineered]

9. Out the back gate from the Naval Station and into NC.

Although Bernie seems to have much support from sailors, there may be many of the loud mouthed variety there to disrupt. When in home port National City was everyone's favorite stomping grounds back in the day, so be careful!

[frylock]

13. Nasty City.

[edgineered]

14. Aargh!

You've been there too? Is the Westerner still there? Jacks Alley? Still a bit of local talent at a few of the watering holes? Surely the patronage would never change.

[frylock]

15. Haven't been out there in years.

I'm out in the East County, which is a whole nother world of weird. I'm the token liberal at my local hang.

[edgineered]

17. Ha - my favorite roll

There's hardly anything more fun than dropping 5 bucks into the juke box at a redneck bar and playing club mixes! The funniest part of it is that during the whole time the much hated music is playing, everyone is bustling about, on their feet, chatting it up, and complaining about how bad it is; when the music stops they all settle back onto their asses and silence fills the room. Oops, another fiver on hip-hop stirs 'em up again.

[frylock]

18. Trouble maker!

Such shenanigans has been made even easier with these new jukes you can program from your phone. Nobody ever suspects you're the culprit!

[nadinbrzezinski]

20. Ok next wild fire

Can we do a pit stop?

[frylock]

22. Sounds good.

[nadinbrzezinski]

19. We got a carnival atmosphere actually

In a good way

[edgineered]

21. To give you an idea of how long its been,

When I was there they were finishing up with putting the trolley in! One of my favorite photos was having a friend pose as if running down the tracks (daylight shot) then a double exposure time lapse of the trolley at night, with a flash to stop it just feet from where he first stood. He sent it home to Iowa - he got lots of mail for a few weeks after that. hehe, those were crazy days!

[nadinbrzezinski]

25. That is funny

[Duckhunter935]

4. They fly the furthest

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. Particularly dangerous when the projectile is equipped with a loaded diaper.

[BKH70041]

6. The peasants are revolting!!

You said it-- they stink on ice.

(Mel Brooks - History of the World Part 1)

[pa28]

7. Keep this story away from Don Lemon!

Senator Sanders are you denying that you launched crying babies from a 14th century trebuchet? Yes or no Senator . . .

[Doctor_J]

8. I was OK with that, but when they started EATING the babies, I decided to support Clinton

[potone]

16. That's where I drew the line, too.

It has to stop somewhere!

[840high]

29. I'm waiting for them to eat kittens.

That will do it for me.

[AlbertCat]

34. but when they started EATING the babies, I decided to support Clinton

I convinced 666 Sanders supporters to switch and vote for Hillary by offering them pie instead of babies!



(Of course I didn't have any pie... but they didn't even notice.)

[Vincardog]

10. Bernie said in a live interview that he could eat children and not lose votes. Smoked or fried?

[Agschmid]

11. Seems legit.

Lol.

[frylock]

12. Signed.

It really needs to stop.

[reformist2]

23. Jon Ralston is already reporting this.

[vintx]

24. LOL

[mooseprime]

26. LOVE THIS

thank you so very much!!!!!

[merrily]

27. .

#BernieLostMe

#BernieLaunchedMe

[hellofromreddit]

28. WHAT DOES BERNIE HAVE AGAINST LARGE CHILDREN????

Trumpbuchet. Make siege engines great again.

[HassleCat]

30. And catapults, too!

[John Poet]

31. Oh the humanity...

[PufPuf23]

32. Sanders got that contraption at Dick Cheney's garage sale eom.

[pdsimdars]

33. I bet that's what they used to launch all those chairs in NV too.

They are the real super predators.

[John Poet]

35. Have we stopped launching the children yet?

Time to start launching the adults, methinks.