How much does Mitt spend on a haircut?

[ffr]

That looks like one very expensive haircut. If John Edwards took heat for his expensive cut, what about Mittens?

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. I think he's kind of cheap . . .

like a lot of really wealthy people. Besides, robots don't grow actual hair . . . it's plastic!

[treestar]

2. It goes the other way on that

because Republicans do not "apologize" for their "success." They don't advocate helping the poor. Whereas John Edwards did, so somehow that makes it inconsistent to Republicans that he had a big house and expensive haircuts. They truly believe we are communists, so I guess that means we have to dress Mao style and live like the poor.

[tarheelsunc]

3. He probably just hired Reagan's hairdresser

[NCLefty]

4. I think his spray-tanning (to seem more human) is far more interesting.

[Mr.Bill]

5. The real question is

how much does he spend on the shoe polish to dye it?

[JohnnyRingo]

6. He saves considerable money...

..since Bain Capital took over Touch Of Gray.

Actually, I think his business suits make that haircut look like a bargain. I bet his custom made suits have his own name on the label.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. A helluva lot more than Todd Akin . . . n/t

[jberryhill]

8. Okay, this is a little complicated... Mitt doesn't actually "pay" for a haircut

The guy who cuts his hair is paid a salary by a corporation owned by an LLC which is owned by a Bahamian trust.

The Bahamian trust also owns an insurance company and a bank. Mitt's hair is actually insured against growing, so he collects on a regular basis, which the insurance company counts as a loss against the five dollar a year deferred premium on his policy.

[Lucinda]

14. Oh my....

[jberryhill]

15. And they all pay every penny of tax that is legally required!

[Lucinda]

17. Obviously!

[uncle ray]

9. the fucking tightwad won't even spend enough for TWO Just For Men dye kits.

[Guilded Lilly]

10. Romney bought permanent, non-growing, plastic hair transplants from KenDollsRUs.

[Tutonic]

11. $2. I heard Tina Fey talking about him Friday.

N/T

[Poiuyt]

12. Needs more vaseline

[Mz Pip]

13. 10 bucks for the haircut ...

50 cents for the tip.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

16. does he smear it with oil

looks like a greaser

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

18. He's also a draft dodger

Another subject that no long matters, I guess.