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Tue Apr 12, 2016, 09:43 PM

 

Update on Sanders' Vatican lodging, for those concerned..


As you may know, Francis doesn't use the traditional papal apartment suite, so he's letting Bernie crash there.

It's Pope-BNB - just like Uber, which Bernie adores because they secretly use the identities of all of the Uber drivers' iPhones to donate exactly $27 dollars from each weekly.

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Reply Update on Sanders' Vatican lodging, for those concerned.. (Original post)
jberryhill Apr 2016 OP
lostnfound Apr 2016 #1
xloadiex Apr 2016 #2
Luminous Animal Apr 2016 #7
sadoldgirl Apr 2016 #3
jillan Apr 2016 #4
sadoldgirl Apr 2016 #5
jberryhill Apr 2016 #11
Barack_America Apr 2016 #6
jberryhill Apr 2016 #12
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Barack_America Apr 2016 #14
Luminous Animal Apr 2016 #8
840high Apr 2016 #9
jberryhill Apr 2016 #13
840high Apr 2016 #15
brooklynite Apr 2016 #17
jberryhill Apr 2016 #22
Hydra Apr 2016 #18
xloadiex Apr 2016 #10
jberryhill Apr 2016 #16
fighting-irish Apr 2016 #21
bigwillq Apr 2016 #19
beam me up scottie Apr 2016 #20

Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 09:47 PM

1. Clearly it constitutes another illegal campaign donation from a foreign government.

Is the Vatican seeking any arms deals?

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:01 PM

2. Bernie zucchetto's for everyone

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Response to xloadiex (Reply #2)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:17 PM

7. Nice!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:06 PM

3. I suppose he will get food and drink there

as well. Truly a campaign contribution from another
country with the terrible idea to use a US senator
for its purposes.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:08 PM

4. But will he get to wear the red slippers?

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Response to jillan (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:12 PM

5. I doubt it, because Benedict wants to claim them all.

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Response to sadoldgirl (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:48 PM

11. Is that fucker Ratflinger still alive?

 


I thought he was really sick and at death's door, but this is looking more like dodging service of process

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:15 PM

6. Heir BNB?

Oops I've said it. I've let the big secret slip.

Bernie's actually being summoned to the Vatican because he's being groomed to become the first Jewish Pope (after his similarly historic Presidency, of course).

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Response to Barack_America (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:49 PM

12. First one since Peter!

 

They want to get back to their roots.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #12)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:55 PM

14. .

Gah! I forgot. I knew that once (don't smack me from the grave, grandma!)

I love posting about the budding bromance between Frankie and Bernie.

Drives 'em nuts.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:19 PM

8. I love this post with all my chicken.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:26 PM

9. Bernie is going to the

 

Vatican to play bingo.

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Response to 840high (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:50 PM

13. Where else do you hear a nun yell "O 69!"

 

Oh, indeed, sister. Oh, indeed.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #13)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 11:01 PM

15. Heehee ..

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #13)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 11:21 PM

17. I know where there's a bingo parlor in Rome...

I can drop off the address at the debate on Thursday.

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Response to brooklynite (Reply #17)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 11:56 PM

22. Get thee to a nunnery!

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #13)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 11:21 PM

18. Nice!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 10:41 PM

10. He will also be personally picking up

the pontiff's absentee ballot.

From what I've seen, they really help get those numbers up.

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Response to xloadiex (Reply #10)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 11:19 PM

16. ...and then he'll burn it in a puff of white smoke

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #16)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 11:28 PM

21. Using the secret and ancient formula.

 

for the right smoke.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 11:25 PM

19. Bwah

 

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Apr 12, 2016, 11:25 PM

20. I heard Bernie's stashing some of his millions in the Vatican vault too.

He needs more places to hide the money he made from selling organs on the black market and ripping off girl scouts by writing bad checks for cookies.

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