I know the folks here are probably well aware of this, but...
The bottom line on the labeling BS is that it's all about marketing for some companies against other companies. I know you know such labeling offers no actual information that helps one decide what's best to eat. Still, this graphic, but a supporter of labeling, tells the story.
"Let's All Reward The True Organic Heroes"
No, there is no shame in corporate America, on any side.