I'm surprised Donald Trump hasn't tried his hand at it.
Trump - The Religion
I suppose he has, in a fashion. His cult keeps showering him with money, and he doesn't pay taxes.
that there is no appreciable difference.
The beauty of it is they truly believe Trump is a christian and fighting for them!
Trump only does Trump. He just looks at them as a different flock of sheep to be fleeced.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't get a chuckle out of it.
and laid hands on him.
You can't make up stuff like this. I dare you to try!