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Sat Apr 27, 2019, 01:22 PM

Some responses to "Jesus died for your sins"

1. I'm cool with that
2. Better him than me
3. Who put him up to it?
4. That wasn't my idea
5. Glad to see he's doing better
6. My thoughts and prayers to his family
7. Don't ask me to die for yours
8. I would have given them to him for free
9. I didn't know he wanted them that bad
10. His father must be proud

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Reply Some responses to "Jesus died for your sins" (Original post)
Cartoonist Apr 2019 OP
True Dough Apr 2019 #1
Ron Obvious Apr 2019 #2
eShirl Apr 2019 #3
Karadeniz Apr 2019 #4
uriel1972 May 2019 #6
Karadeniz May 2019 #8
uriel1972 May 2019 #9
Freelancer May 2019 #5
lindysalsagal May 2019 #7
FiveGoodMen Jul 16 #10
deucemagnet Jul 22 #12
RussBLib Jul 17 #11
Farmer-Rick Aug 17 #13

Response to Cartoonist (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2019, 01:31 PM

1. Jesus died for our sins

and we still wound up with Donald Trump as president? Epic fail!!

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Response to Cartoonist (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2019, 01:44 PM

2. No he wasn't.

Even if you believe the Biblical narrative, he only had a lousy weekend before going to heaven. Some sacrifice that is.

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Response to Cartoonist (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2019, 01:59 PM

3. Just walk away.

It's better not to engage.

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Response to Cartoonist (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2019, 04:53 PM

4. Dying for other's sins is not taught in the parables. Karma and reincarnation is.

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Response to Karadeniz (Reply #4)

Fri May 3, 2019, 04:05 AM

6. Your interpretation is but one among many...

You ought to get a little humility going there.

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Response to uriel1972 (Reply #6)

Sat May 4, 2019, 07:32 PM

8. I'm not arrogant. What you call interpretation is your opinion.

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Response to Karadeniz (Reply #8)

Sun May 5, 2019, 07:21 PM

9. hmmm...

I don't say what is or is not "The Correct" interpretation. I can only say what I think is more likely. On the other hand, to state that something written in a book many years ago, translated and edited many times since then "IS" definitely without question something is more than a little arrogant.

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Response to Cartoonist (Original post)

Fri May 3, 2019, 03:34 AM

5. Reminds me of a scene in "Highlander"

Priest: "He died for our sins"
Kurgan: "And that will be his undoing. Ah, forgive me father, I am but a worm..."

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Response to Cartoonist (Original post)

Fri May 3, 2019, 04:52 PM

7. Pagans believe in sacrifices, so that makes you all pagans.

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Response to Cartoonist (Original post)

Tue Jul 16, 2019, 05:08 PM

10. 11. How the hell was THAT supposed to help?

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Response to FiveGoodMen (Reply #10)

Mon Jul 22, 2019, 11:07 AM

12. Right?

I don't even understand the connection with 'died for your sins'. He died for your sin, well, how does one affect the other? 'I hit myself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage'...

― Doug Stanhope

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/1339621-i-don-t-even-understand-the-connection-with-died-for-your

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Response to Cartoonist (Original post)

Wed Jul 17, 2019, 10:30 AM

11. How about...

Shut The Fuck Up, idiot.

Or

Grow up, fool.

I have little patience these days.

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Response to Cartoonist (Original post)

Sat Aug 17, 2019, 04:25 PM

13. What sins? There's no such thing.

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