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Sun Apr 7, 2019, 01:55 PM

As an Atheists, it is my job to remind the Religious Right....

about the words of Jesus. Kind of a hobby for me.

THE EIGHT BEATITUDES OF JESUS

"Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are they who mourn,
for they shall be comforted.

Blessed are the meek,
for they shall inherit the earth.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they shall be satisfied.

Blessed are the merciful,
for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the pure of heart,
for they shall see God.

Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they shall be called children of God.

Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Gospel of St. Matthew 5:3-10

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safeinOhio Apr 2019 OP
progressoid Apr 2019 #1
Freelancer Apr 2019 #4
Cartoonist Apr 2019 #2
mountain grammy Apr 2019 #3
dangermouse2017 Apr 2019 #5
Eliot Rosewater Apr 2019 #6

Response to safeinOhio (Original post)

Sun Apr 7, 2019, 02:15 PM

1. Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

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Response to progressoid (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 8, 2019, 11:53 PM

4. He clearly said "pizza makers" and I wholeheartedly agree -nt

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Response to safeinOhio (Original post)

Sun Apr 7, 2019, 03:15 PM

2. Promises, promises

And I have a bridge for sale.

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Response to safeinOhio (Original post)

Sun Apr 7, 2019, 07:58 PM

3. American Jesus says no such things...

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Response to safeinOhio (Original post)

Fri Apr 12, 2019, 11:07 AM

5. To quote Eddie Izzard

 


Protest march by 'The Meek'

What do we want?
Inherit the earth!

When do we want it?

RIGHT NOW MUTHA F*CKER!!!!!

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Response to dangermouse2017 (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 12, 2019, 11:10 AM

6. Eddie is a genius, literally. I saw him perform live once and

the problem was between the sound system and his accent I couldnt understand much.

Too bad because he is hysterically funny and brilliant.

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