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Fri Feb 8, 2019, 09:52 AM

Enjoy Trolling Your Religious Relatives With These Bible-Themed Pillows

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/02/07/enjoy-trolling-your-religious-relatives-with-these-bible-themed-pillows/




Enjoy Trolling Your Religious Relatives With These Bible-Themed Pillows
By Hemant Mehta, February 7, 2019

If you’re eager to troll your religious relatives, here’s the way to do it. Just give them these small pillows for their homes. They look welcoming and faith-based… but only until you look up the Bible verses in question.

Psalm 137: 9 – Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

Numbers 25:6-12 – When Phinehas son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron, the priest, saw this, he left the assembly, took a spear in his hand and followed the Israelite into the tent. He drove the spear into both of them, right through the Israelite man and into the woman’s stomach. Then the plague against the Israelites was stopped; but those who died in the plague numbered 24,000.

Ezekiel 23:20 – There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.


How long will it take before they figure it out…?




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Reply Enjoy Trolling Your Religious Relatives With These Bible-Themed Pillows (Original post)
NeoGreen Feb 2019 OP
spooky3 Feb 2019 #1
Duppers Feb 2019 #2
NeoGreen Feb 2019 #3
rurallib Feb 2019 #4
sakabatou Feb 2019 #5
Iggo Feb 2019 #6
trotsky Feb 2019 #7
NeoGreen Feb 2019 #8

Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2019, 09:56 AM

1. The last one is pretty funny. Nt

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2019, 04:10 PM

2. Tears. Laughing so hard. 😅

This temps me, you heathen.



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Response to Duppers (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 8, 2019, 04:27 PM

3. Then my job here is done...

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2019, 09:32 PM

4. Well, if they know their bible like they claim to

they should pick up on it right away - right? Hmmmmmm

Boy, I gotta work Ezekiel 23:20 into conversations.

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 01:23 PM

5. Hehehe

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2019, 08:50 PM

6. Know your bible, Xians. (n/t)

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Mon Feb 25, 2019, 03:17 PM

7. "How dare you mock their religious beliefs by quoting the bible?!?"

Or something like that.

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Response to trotsky (Reply #7)

Mon Feb 25, 2019, 03:41 PM

8. It's ok...

...it's all metaphorical anyway, or so I am instructed from time to time.

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