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Mon Jun 19, 2017, 07:15 AM

Creationists Are Promoting a Book Featuring Noah Fighting a Dinosaur

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/06/17/creationists-are-promoting-a-book-featuring-noah-fighting-a-dinosaur/




Creationists Are Promoting a Book Featuring Noah Fighting a Dinosaur
June 17, 2017 by Hemant Mehta


Remember in the Bible when Noah battled a dinosaur in an arena?

Answers in Genesis does. Or at least they have no problem promoting it in a book about how “God shapes [Noah] into the man who eventually saves humanity’s future.”

I would tell you this is a work of fiction… but isn’t everything on their site?

It’s also not the only Creationist reference to biblical characters fighting dinosaurs. Ken Ham has an entire diorama in Ark Encounter showcasing a battle between humans, giants, and dinosaurs. Because science.





TSIB

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Reply Creationists Are Promoting a Book Featuring Noah Fighting a Dinosaur (Original post)
NeoGreen Jun 2017 OP
american_ideals Jun 2017 #1
ExciteBike66 Jun 2017 #2
get the red out Jun 2017 #3
DetlefK Jun 2017 #4
NeoGreen Jun 2017 #5
DetlefK Jun 2017 #9
NeoGreen Jun 2017 #13
Lordquinton Jun 2017 #16
Brainstormy Jun 2017 #6
NeoGreen Jun 2017 #7
elehhhhna Jun 2017 #8
mountain grammy Jun 2017 #10
Docreed2003 Jun 2017 #11
NeoGreen Jun 2017 #12
NeoGreen Jun 2017 #14
Lordquinton Jun 2017 #15
beam me up scottie Jun 2017 #17
Freelancer Jun 2017 #18
Freelancer Jun 2017 #19

Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 07:17 AM

1. Anything to cut taxes on billionaires

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 07:20 AM

2. Noah looks like a f***ing beast, imo...

Wouldn't want to tangle with that guy...

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 07:23 AM

3. Damn thing

Wouldn't get on the Arc, didn't know it was for it's own good! Worse than taking a dog to the vet.

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 07:29 AM

4. We should make a book about Jesus fighting Godzilla, sprinkled with totally fake Bible-references.

"And as the Son of God walked across the lake of Galilee, a great beast arose from its deeps. It was a thousand feet tall and spit fire. And though it walked on two legs like a man, it was no man for it was a dragon."

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Response to DetlefK (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 07:31 AM

5. I think you have an idea worthy of a Hollywood Summer Blockbuster...

...the screenplay would practically write itself.

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Response to NeoGreen (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 08:35 AM

9. Here are some inspirational comics:

sinfest.net









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Response to DetlefK (Reply #9)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 11:08 AM

13. LMAO...

...I know where I am going to spend some bandwidth...

Sweet!


Steampunk Jesus...tee hee....

Like I said, a screenplay would write itself.

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Response to DetlefK (Reply #9)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 12:06 PM

16. I haven't read Sinfest in so long

Glad he's still going.

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 07:53 AM

6. Noah was an old drunk

Why else would he get in the ring with a dinosaur?

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Response to Brainstormy (Reply #6)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 07:58 AM

7. Cause', he was an old drunk?..

..."here, hold my beer and watch this"...

To quote Noah...

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Response to Brainstormy (Reply #6)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 08:19 AM

8. New commanent: Never fight a TRex while wearing a midcalf dress. Geez, Noah. Derp.

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 08:38 AM

10. Soooo, that must have been his younger days

before the ark?

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 09:01 AM

11. Lmao...well yeah, makes total sense!

How the hell do you think he got T-Rex on the ark??

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 11:06 AM

12. Good question, since it appears that the Velociraptors made it on...

...

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 11:12 AM

14. Look! Documented PROOF!




(I gotta stop, google can be an addiction)

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 12:04 PM

15. Clearly this is Noah Octavius

Who lived in Roman times, and that T-Rex is clearly fake, it's got no feathers!

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Tue Jun 20, 2017, 02:06 AM

17. Brought to you by the 'In Gawd We Trust' morons who want this garbage taught in school.



Someone needs to draw one with Betsy Devos on a T-Rex.

#TheStupidItBurns

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Thu Jun 22, 2017, 11:29 AM

18. Same people who think only one book is needed sure write a lot of books

I see them at garage sales all the time -- stacks of books about what Christ meant, and what God's plan is, pray your stretch marks away, and so on and on.

It's unreal.

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Response to NeoGreen (Original post)

Thu Jun 22, 2017, 11:35 AM

19. Is that dinosaur wearing a pointy party hat? nt

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