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Sun Mar 29, 2015, 09:20 PM

Is this a place for irrational intercourse?

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Reply Is this a place for irrational intercourse? (Original post)
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LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #1
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bvf Mar 2015 #44
edgineered Mar 2015 #50
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edgineered Mar 2015 #51
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Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #38
onager Mar 2015 #48
Warren Stupidity Mar 2015 #24
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Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #25
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Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #36
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Heddi Mar 2015 #62
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LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #78
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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 09:25 PM

1. Is that even possible?

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 09:33 PM

2. Well how would I know?

Do I seem hostile?

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #2)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 09:37 PM

3. No. But you do seem highly irrational.

so it seems like you shood no all about it.


And I was feeling all grudge-y and stuff.

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #3)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 09:40 PM

4. Well let me put it simpley

I knead to no if this is the write groupe for me.

I've herd that good athiests aren't welcome hear.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #4)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 10:10 PM

7. -ists? -ists!

-ick is a better suffiks. more poetic.

Now go have some irrational sex. I am busy pondering deep questions.

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #7)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 10:19 PM

9. Atheicks?

That is perfect!

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #9)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 10:28 PM

12. Limericks, silly.

A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!", said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #12)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 10:37 PM

13. There once was a fellow O'Doole

Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #13)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 07:24 PM

60. Each night Father fills me with dread

 

As he sits at the foot of my bed
It's not that he speaks
In jibbers and squeaks
But for the past seven years he's been dead.

---Edward Gorey

(I hope I remembered it correctly)

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Response to AlbertCat (Reply #60)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:08 AM

64. LMFAO!


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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 09:51 PM

5. my ex still loves me,

but she says there is no s in ex! sound irrational to me

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Response to edgineered (Reply #5)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 10:17 PM

8. Sex with an ex is completely rational.

No breaking in period.


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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #8)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 10:24 PM

11. glad you caught the humor of it!

she's a sweetheart, and very smart too.

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Response to edgineered (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 02:03 PM

29. You should compose a poem.

No s in ex is limerick worthy.

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #29)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 06:48 PM

46. thanks for the chuckle

fond memories of those poem writing days are best left lost in hidden shoeboxes far far away

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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 09:54 PM

6. As long as intercourse is involved

I'm in.

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Response to Gore1FL (Reply #6)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 10:21 PM

10. !


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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 10:52 PM

14. Is that

In the butt?

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Response to edhopper (Reply #14)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:02 PM

15. Well that's more rational than

in the ear, but I'm not one to judge.



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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #15)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:22 PM

16. You're right

In the ear makes no sense.

There is logic in the butt.

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Response to edhopper (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 07:45 PM

82. When will we ever learn?: "Dont tutch the but!"

 

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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:43 PM

17. Ill be over here watching with my camera 3:) (nt)

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Reply #17)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 02:08 PM

30. Ok, just go join the other lurkers.

We have a gallery just for them. *bmus moons haters*

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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:57 PM

18. Irrational Intercourse

There was a young man from Savannah
Who died in a curious manner:
He whittled a hole
In a telephone pole
And electrified his banana.

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #18)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 01:56 PM

27. mmm...bananas

There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl on a player piana
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And Yes he has no banana..

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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 04:48 AM

19. Lots of entertaining responces here.

 

There once was a man from Stambool
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth,
And ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool!"

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Response to bvf (Reply #19)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 05:06 AM

20. Delivery for A HERETIC I AM:

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #20)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 07:46 AM

22. Uh oh. Gotta run... n/t.

 

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Response to bvf (Reply #19)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 02:02 PM

28. engineered has an extra s his ex didn't want...

To his friend, Ned said, rather blue,
"My wife Edith just told me we're through,
For she says I'm too fat."
And his friend told him that,
"You can't have your cake and Edith, too."

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #28)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 06:39 PM

44. Thank you!

 

That really helped in fixing the problem with my hard disk.


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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #28)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 12:31 PM

50. haha - to keep the record straight though,

although the words were hers
it was much worse
for to keep things in line
the policy was mine

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Response to edgineered (Reply #50)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 04:53 PM

54. Lol! That's perfect!


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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 06:14 AM

21. IS THIS WHAT IS ALLOWED IN THE GROPE

 

I know there are some confused people here. You have not shown yourself to be one of them.

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Response to mr blur (Reply #21)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 02:20 PM

31. RESONATING TANTRIC OPTICS: THE SOLUTION TO ALL ECONOMIC, SOCIAL AND POLITICAL PROBLEMS

RESONATING TANTRIC OPTICS: THE SOLUTION TO ALL ECONOMIC, SOCIAL AND POLITICAL PROBLEMS

ALL modern social ills stem from the failure to recognise and live by the law of vibro-democratic entropy. The Toltecs knew that the law of vibro-democratic entropy is the unarguable principle behind all religions. Just as there are only five senses, there are only five letters in the word 'HTML5'. the cycle of psycho-nihilistic duality is an inevitable outcome of the rule of vibro-HyperNet duality. time law is encoded in the MPEG4 video codec. ALL human problems stem from the failure to accept the law of vibro-democratic entropy. Eminent scientists throughout history: Roger Bacon, Al'Khwarizmi, Ian Hickson, Bjoern Hoermann, Tesla, etc, agree on the law of vibro-democratic entropy is the guiding principle of all nature. ALL of mankind's misconceptions stem from the failure to embrace and be governed by time law. ALL human inequalities stem from the failure to accept time law. All of the world's religious texts were altered to conceal the COSMIC SECRET of the law of vibro-democratic entropy. They have suppressed the facts about the value of the XML empty-tag syntax to hide the COSMIC TRUTH about time law. the universal pseudo-humanitarian constant is 7. ONLY from the law of vibro-democratic entropy can one calculate the true structure of matter. End drug addiction, drug addiction, etc -- adopt government based on functional biophysics now!.

more...

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #31)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 12:37 PM

51. despite the warning on the bottle not to use with alcohol...

sometimes it's needed - baseline for evaluating drug addiction, etc, etc... this needs more study

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Response to edgineered (Reply #51)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:19 PM

73. This responce is not helpful to me.

Hope it did something good for your mind.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #31)

Sat Dec 12, 2015, 01:10 PM

81. Well, that certainly clears things up.!

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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 09:40 AM

23. Responce...

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Response to onager (Reply #23)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 02:26 PM

32. Any opportunity to talk about your pole, onager.

You prevert.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #32)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 05:36 PM

38. ..........



You started it, with all this intercourse talk. You know how guys are.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #32)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 09:46 AM

48. Hmph! OK, wouldn't touch that with an 85mm Czech...

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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 09:43 AM

24. fuck ya!

 

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Response to Warren Stupidity (Reply #24)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 01:43 PM

26. Oh now you did it.

I'm going to need counseling after that.



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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 10:11 AM

25. Explain your question. What do you want from us?

I don't know how we can help you determine whether your intercourse is irrational without more information about why you think this way.

And don't go off on a tangent. And don't tell us that you are an evangelical intercourser.

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #25)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 02:37 PM

33. But I AM an evangelical intercourser!

I used call myself a slut but I read something somewhere and through a complicated thought process I decided that AE's are superior beings.

But you have debased the conversation with your flippant attitude.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #33)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 05:33 PM

36. Sorry if I offended you.

If you can't take the heet, get out of the kichen. Your thin skin makes it impossable for me too continue any further discussion. I might be speeking for all of us, but I can't be shure. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.





in case a jury is called.

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #25)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 03:07 PM

34. What is that word I do not understand?

No thinking allowed unless you present the Form, in triplicate, proving it conclusively true that atheicks think anything ever. Show your work. Prior to submitting the Form, you must present a certified copy of the preForm which will provide the definition of thinking so that the Form can be properly evaluated. Extra credit for including the Universal Truth. All of it. We may request copies of your source material. Be prepared.

I think therefore ... wait ... maybe I only think I think.

Signed,
Another evangelical intercourser

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #34)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 05:34 PM

37. I think I think

you make no sense. But what do I know?

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #37)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 05:40 PM

39. That is only because you are not all wet like me.

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #39)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 05:49 PM

40. Are you all wet?

Hot tub, swimming pool, or bath tub?

I am mean....but I'm not because it was a mistake.

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #40)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 06:03 PM

41. What do you mean? I am not uneasy.

I am EasyPeasy. But not comfortable.

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #41)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 06:21 PM

42. You boar me.

Hear I am looking four a philosophical discussion, and all I get is that you and BMUS are saying that your sluts.

You disappoint me.

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #42)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 06:32 PM

43. That makes me feel sad for you.

Do you like fishing? It is more fun than fill-awful-see.

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #42)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 06:08 PM

59. LOLOLOL nt

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #42)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 09:55 PM

62. :rofl:

this is most excellent

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #42)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:21 AM

65. Hey, I said I used to be a slut.

I evolved into an evangelical intercourser, a dogmatic fundamentalist fornicator, a militant maker of whoopee.

I came here because I want to understand what makes me uncomfortable with the word slut.

You may have no interest in that battle - I do.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #65)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 10:43 AM

67. A rose by any other name...

I can only assume what your problem with the word "slut" could be, but I am guessing that it is just the way society views sluts. Just get past what society thinks and go with your inner feelings. You have to live your life for yourself, not for them.

Look at me! I'm becoming a philosopher or a psychologist, or something.

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #67)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 02:37 PM

69. You have put a label on me that is not correct.

You burden me with your historical baggage.

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #69)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 03:17 PM

70. I'll give you historical baggage.

As was suggested elsewhere, if you want to discuss things historical,

Read Huston Smith's the World's Religion. Read Gibson's Rome. Read Tillich's a History of Christian Thought from Hellenistic Philosophy to Existentialism.


Get back to me when you have a real understanding of historical baggage. I'll wait.

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #70)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 09:02 PM

77. I'll get right on that.

Will those help me learn to be direct, be real, be honest?



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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #67)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:18 PM

72. You're certainly as qualified to give expert opinions as our other psychologists and philosophers

But I want to stay away from the sex topic.

I saw this quote recently. It made me think.

"sex is too important for sluts to ignore"

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #72)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 09:11 PM

78. Dude!

That is so deep.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 05:05 PM

35. I don't want to know what 'Divide By Zero' looks like.

Well, ok, maybe I do.

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Response to AtheistCrusader (Reply #35)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 01:30 AM

47. Divide by Zero Error...

Reboot Universe
-Hex

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Response to AtheistCrusader (Reply #35)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 04:49 PM

53. Does that make you pi-curious?

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #53)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 05:24 PM

55. On an unrelated note, my rasperry pi should be waiting in my mailbox when I get home \o/

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Response to AtheistCrusader (Reply #55)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 05:59 PM

56. Oh sure, rub it in.

You are aware that I'm typing this on a 9 year old laptop and I'm barely tethered to the internet via dial-up, right?



Seriously, enjoy!

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #56)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 06:03 PM

57. Oy, sorry!

I got it as a teaching aid for my kid. When his class gets into computing, I want to help them build a Beowulf cluster and do some other distributed computing stuff. The Pi is an excellent platform for it, it's cheap, only about 30 bucks, and you can plug it into a TV, obviating the need for a monitor, and some TV's have a USB port that will even power the thing, otherwise recycle an old cell phone charger. Doesn't get much cheaper.

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Response to AtheistCrusader (Reply #57)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 06:07 PM

58. I saw that.

Have fun with it!

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #53)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 07:58 PM

83. So all of a sudden you're pinboy, huh?

 

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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Mon Mar 30, 2015, 06:44 PM

45. Wait, where's the cat-collar?

Or flea collar?

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Response to Heddi (Reply #45)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 12:25 PM

49. we're all good here, but keep that collar handy

one doesn't know when the only rational being will wander in!

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Response to Heddi (Reply #45)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 04:47 PM

52. The hosts are having it engraved.

That's what I like about this group, it's the little things...

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Response to Heddi (Reply #45)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 09:27 PM

61. Hidden camera:

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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2015, 10:00 PM

63. I'd like to petition the hosts to pin this thread to the front page

along with the :ahem: equally witty, and frankly, stunningly awesome Yearly Yearbook Photo Photo" thread.

If anyone wants to know what this group is about, look at this thread, and look at that thread, and then take your 8th Grade Philosophy elsewhere, junior, cause ain't nobody got time for that.

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Response to Heddi (Reply #63)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:55 AM

66. Ack! No!

Your YYPP thread is awesome, it deserves a place of honour. This was just meant to be an antidote for that migraine-inducing, long winded insult disguised as fillersofee thread.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #66)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:03 PM

71. hahaha suckered. it's pinned hahaha

The hosts rock

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Response to Heddi (Reply #71)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:21 PM

74. So this is what I'll be remembered for...

Meh. It could be worse.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #74)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:25 PM

75. We'll always love you for the slut you are

you're with friends here

NOTE TO JURY THAT IS CALLED BY OVEREAGER ALERT STALKER- THIS IS A JOKE THAT IS ONGOING IN THIS THREAD. I DO NOT THINK BMUS IS A SLUT. I'M SURE SHE'S VIRGINAL AND AS PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW. OR MAYBE SHE IS A BIG WHOREBAG, BUT WHO KNOWS? WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE? I MEAN, YEAH, WE CAN JUDGE HER BUT WE'RE NOT HOLDING IT AGAINST HER TO HER FACE, WE'RE DOING THE PROPER THING AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT BEHIND HER BACK BECAUSE THAT'S HOW SHE LIKES IT (FROM BEHIND. HE HE. GET IT?)

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Response to Heddi (Reply #75)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:36 PM

76. STOP IT!

You're killing me, I'm really laughing myself sick here.

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Response to Heddi (Reply #63)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 11:02 AM

68. Only if I can change my photo in your thread -

 

The one you used didn't get my best side.

Makes me look like a sad, grumpy old fart.

Oh, wait...

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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sat Dec 12, 2015, 08:00 AM

79. Oops!

Didn't mean to kick this, my bad.

Something must have reminded me of why I started this thread...

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #79)

Sat Dec 12, 2015, 10:01 AM

80. There once was a fellow named Satan

There once was a fellow named Satan
Who was sly, underhand, and god-hatin'
And able to persuade us,
Although God forbade us,
Of the joy of premarital matin'.

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Response to Kennah (Reply #84)

Sat Jan 16, 2016, 06:02 PM

85. LOL!

Shortly thereafter, Ryan Bundy took off on a dirt bike and escaped the deputy, wearing only his whitey tighties and a cowboy hat.


This can't be real, can it?

I saw it posted at Landover Baptist too.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #85)

Sat Jan 16, 2016, 06:06 PM

86. Satire site. The Onion is facing stiff competition these days, no pun intended. n/t

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Response to Kennah (Reply #86)

Sat Jan 16, 2016, 06:08 PM

87. Not that the story couldn't be real, I don't put anything past that crew.

But thanks for the laugh! I hope they're reading all of these parodies.

I can't wait until they're frog marched out of there.

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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #87)

Sat Jan 16, 2016, 07:37 PM

88. I'd be happy seeing FBI agents haul away boxes of dildos n/t

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Response to Kennah (Reply #88)

Sat Jan 16, 2016, 07:39 PM

90. !


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Response to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sat Jan 16, 2016, 07:39 PM

89. Isn't "irrational intercourse" a polite term for the more clinically accurate "fucking crazy" n/t

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Response to Kennah (Reply #89)

Sat Jan 16, 2016, 07:44 PM

91. Funny story.

This was a reaction to a thread asking if this group was a place for rational discourse by someone who came here to school us.

It didn't end well.


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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #91)

Thu Feb 11, 2016, 01:23 PM

92. I had a rash with a discharge once .

 

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