Everything Was Going Great, 'til Jesus Made Me Fumble.

[pokerfan]

I'm trying to wean myself off sports, it's too time consuming. I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.' - Jeff Stilson, comedian

[ChadwickHenryWard]

1. That happened on Twitter a couple of years ago.

I remember a player in the NFL (a receiver, I think) publicly denounced god after missing a pass. He was raised to believe that Jesus was the reason he won games, and since he lost, that logically meant that there was no god.

[Curmudgeoness]

2. Yep, that was a logical deduction.

You have to wonder why it doesn't happen more often.

[ZombieHorde]

5. That is so funny. Do I have to join Twitter to read the tweets? nt

[Curmudgeoness]

3. I never watch sports, so

I have no idea what happened......did Tebow do the "Tebow bow" and pray after the game???

[pokerfan]

4. I didn't watch to the bitter end

Once it got to eleventy brazillan to ten I kinda lost interest.

[awoke_in_2003]

6. It is proof...

that even Jesus hates Tebow.

[Armin-A]

7. hahahaha