Sign in an unassuming antique shop.

[kimmerspixelated]

Nothing disturbs some fun leisurely Christmas shopping than the vision of:

"If you voted for Barack Obama,
then we will not sell a gun to you,
Because you are obviously irresponsible."

Plus the place didn't even look like they sold guns there..(say, what?)
I tell you I couldn't leave fast enough and plan to never return again.

[tanyev]

1. Go back one more time and take something really expensive up to the register

like you are going to purchase it and then notice the sign and say, "Oh, sorry, I'm too irresponsible to spend my money here."

[OneGrassRoot]

2. Yep...

[kimmerspixelated]

3. Right!

Yes, that is a good answer! Of course, I'm never with it enough to think of these things when they are happening. Bangs her head, "I shoulda thought of that!"