Religion
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(8,377 posts)notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)upaloopa
(11,417 posts)truly stupid.
JeffHead
(1,186 posts)The machine that presses out these little golden pieces of crap had a screw loose. Just like this lady. Like the previous poster said Just shoot me now please!
Starboard Tack
(11,181 posts)You'd think an omniscient god would have discovered an easier way to communicate by now. Even schoolkids have cellphones.
rug
(82,333 posts)summerschild
(725 posts)(Wonder if God has a special bag of eyeballs that he saves just for batcrap crazies like this lady and Michele Bachmann?)
Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)Whenever one of the Gods gets lazy or is just playing around they get the cheap stuff from the local Gods' Hardware and Hobbies store. Crazy eyes are available in aisle 9 (Fun and Jokes) next to the 'Spastic Asshole Personality Models' and the books on how to make religious symbols appear in toast. (For human fun: http://jesustoasters.com/ )
summerschild
(725 posts)The jesustoasters site is a hoot.
Guess you gotta give good ole American entrepreneurship a thumbs up, and American humor as well!
I always heard to be successful, find a need and fill it. Who'd-a-thunk we would one day live in a society that could need (and maybe sell) jesustoasters! To be honest, I don't know if I've been "Onioned" or not but you can maybe customize your toaster's miraculous imprint for around $1000.
Love it! Thanks for the chuckle!
cbayer
(146,218 posts)Yes, Patty, you are the recipient of a miracle. And also of yellow dye poisoning.
trotsky
(49,533 posts)Especially when you so haughtily chide others for doing so?
gcomeau
(5,764 posts)Now, if it was a *burning* goldfish cracker then she'd have a case right up there with communication through burning shrubbery.
Apophis
(1,407 posts)What a f-ing moron.