20 Tacky Religious Products Guaranteed to Anger God

[onager]

Old (2008) article from Cracked. It made me LOL so I brought it over.

Pictured: Dog Nativity Set



http://www.cracked.com/article_15899_20-tacky-religious-products-guaranteed-to-anger-god.html

[niyad]

1. too bad their god does not have a sense of humour

[Xipe Totec]

2. Dog has a sense of humor, dyslexic though he may be...

It's the Dog chasers I worry about....

[deucemagnet]

3. OMG, Bibleman!

The villain is actually...(wait for it)...Wacky Protester!

Might I suggest a better arch-villain? Militant Atheist!



LOOK OUT, BIBLEMAN! He's posting snark on the internet! *BAM* POW! ((THWUK!!))

NO, BIBLEMAN! That coffee shop is a trap for a religious debate! Counter with scripture attack mode! !!KAZOW!! BIFF! $$MITT$$

Oh, Willie Aames, if only you were this funny when you were doing sit-coms!

[EvolveOrConvolve]

4. LOL!

The part about the Jesus action figurines is priceless.

This line of figurines represents Jesus being kick-ass at a variety of activities from bull riding to ... reading. Well, despite the one weak entry, this set seems to suggest the Messiah was all about getting busy in a variety of ways. The football figurine was controversial, because the Methodists assert Jesus was a running quarterback while other denominations insist the Lord was strictly a pocket passer.

The next set of figures will include Jesus in a kickboxing tournament, Jesus hunting man for sport and Jesus choke-slamming the Pope through a steel cage.

[meow2u3]

6. Jesus H. Christ on a motorcycle!

[MADem]

5. I used to live in Italy many years ago.

I'd often take a sack lunch when I'd go to Rome, and wander around the Vatican and have lunch there--this was before the metal detectors, the herding, the pay to look business they are doing now--you could just stroll in and look around. On the 2nd floor, where all those statues of the saints are, over to the left side, is (or was--not sure if they have moved it) the gift shop, run by a buncha nuns. Some of the stuff in there made tacky look classy! Little Pope music boxes that play Arrevederci Roma, for example...!

[Adsos Letter]

7. I've gotta' admit...

the Baby Jesus Cookie Cutter cracks me up.

[daaron]

8. Ewwwww...

[mindwalker_i]

9. I was in an elevator at Baycon the other day

and it was really crowded. Two young boys got in and I commented, "hope there aren't any priests in here." Turns out there was a Catholic convention next door.

[daaron]

10. ZING!! :) nt

[cbayer]

13. Really? You said that to two kids riding in an elevator.

That's just weird, if you ask me.

[mindwalker_i]

15. It was meant for the grown-ups in the elevator

The kids didn't even understand. That's probably a good thing.

[Bad Thoughts]

11. Who wouldn't want to grow a Buddha!

Sorry, that's a cool gift.

[Ron Obvious]

12. How could they miss this one?

[xfundy]

14. The best part ---

-- all of these are actual, real products.

That's scary.