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Thu Aug 30, 2018, 07:26 AM

Satan Refuses To Accept Any More Catholic Priests In Hell



Stressing that the situation in the underworld was quickly spiraling out of control, Satan, the Great Tempter and Father of Lies, announced Wednesday that he would not allow any more Catholic priests to enter hell. “This place is completely overrun with those monsters, and frankly, they kind of creep me out,” said the Prince of Darkness, adding that every time he looked up, he saw another recently deceased member of the Roman Catholic clergy being cast down into the fires of hell, where each is expected to be tortured until the end of time by Satan and his minions. “We’re used to having every manner of unrepentant sinner down here, but those guys are beyond messed up. I swear, if I see one more of those sick bastards, I’m going to throw myself into the eternal flames.”


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Heh

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Soph0571 Aug 2018 OP
WestIndianArchie Aug 2018 #1
3Hotdogs Aug 2018 #2
Nitram Aug 2018 #3
Mariana Aug 2018 #4
ProfessorPlum Aug 2018 #5

Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 30, 2018, 07:41 AM

1. hahaha

This is too funny

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 30, 2018, 07:58 AM

2. Dont'ja wish wish hell was real?

Let's see. Cheney, Trump, Bannon, Arapio, O'Keefe, ...... . Funny, they all seem to be Republicans.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Reply #2)

Thu Aug 30, 2018, 10:21 AM

3. Believers on both sides always assume their enemies will all go to hell and they will all be saved.

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Response to Nitram (Reply #3)

Thu Aug 30, 2018, 10:46 AM

4. And most of them seem to derive considerable pleasure

from their fantasies about the eternal torture of everyone they don't like.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 30, 2018, 01:10 PM

5. that woodcut is by gustave dore in his series for the divine comedy

Satan, at the lowest pit in hell, is frozen in ice, while he chews on and tortures Brutus, Cassius, and Judas.

always thought it interesting that Dante equated betraying Jesus Christ with betraying Julius Caesar.

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